on đ¶ Spider plant, spider plant, does everything a spider can't 𶠷 c/politicalmemes · 23 pts · 286dIâm not taking any chances, nothing is leaving that room. Your sacrifice will be honored, spider plant.
on One mile on a bike is a $.42 economic gain to society, one mile driving is a $.20 loss · c/micromobility · 12 pts · 288dSounds like an opportunity for arbitrage
on How to get banned by two superpowers in one shot. · c/politicalmemes · 35 pts · 296dHow do you feel about Sexual Harassment Panda?
on Why the fuck is Ticketmaster allowed to be this awful? · c/asklemmy · 40 pts · 318dWhy? As with most awful things in America, the answer is Ronald Reagan.
on Second languages · c/microblogmemes · 11 pts · 1yQuite true. Somewhere in the world is someone who talks like Pauly Shore because he learned English from watching Bio Dome
on Gender is a scam · c/shirtsthatgohard · 49 pts · 1yWould be funnier if it said âbig bathroomâ not âbathroom companiesâ
on Fox News accused of adding fake applause during Trump parade live stream: âThey had to help him outâ · c/politics · 21 pts · 1yAccording to Trump this violates consumer protection laws and you can sue for a billion dollars.
on What if the tariff war is actually about making Canada hate us so much that they refuse to offer political asylum to trump's targets? · c/politicaldiscussion · 4 pts · 1yTLDR: Canada is better than that
on 'Hidden' provision in Trump's big bill could disarm US Supreme Court · c/politics · 35 pts · 1yThomas and Alito would vote to uphold it.
on Dow jumps nearly 1,000 and S&P 500 climbs 2.6% following a 90-day truce in the US-China trade war · c/news · 11 pts · 1yI canât understand why the markets would go up on this news. Didnât Trump say the tariffs were bringing trillions of dollars into the US?
on How do we know which judges to arrest and which to pardon? · c/microblogmemes · 33 pts · 1ySuper easy. Did they commit a crime? Pardon. Did they not commit a crime? Arrest
on Donald Trump he'd 'love' to send American citizens to El Salvador federal prison · c/globalnews · -6 pts · 1yHeâs an enormous criminal and possibly one of the worst human beings alive today. And even he doesnât deserve to be treated that way.
on Marine Le Pen demands that politicians convicted of using their office for crimes be unelectable for life (2013, French with auto-generated subtitles) · c/world · 5 pts · 1yWhat wine pairs with faces?
on Trump names âfirst buddyâ and DOGE head Elon Musk to investigate Signal blunder · c/politics · 4 pts · 1yMaybe he will fire all of them. It is his go to move.
on In case you weren't aware. · c/politicalmemes · 19 pts · 1yIn 2016, it was embarrassing. This is something far worse, and far more dangerous.
on While we're renaming things... · c/whitepeopletwitter · 51 pts · 1yFlorida is Americaâs wang. You know it, I know it, and the American people know it.
on We've accomplished what no other president in history has been able to achieve · c/politicalmemes · 33 pts · 1yWe will be incredibly lucky if we come out of this will only a recession.
on Millions of Subarus could be remotely unlocked, tracked due to security flaws · c/technology · 60 pts · 1ySomeone is going to exploit this to make a great lesbian dating app
on Leaked Meta Rules: Users Are Free to Post âMexican Immigrants Are Trash!â or âTrans People Are Immoralâ · c/technology · 33 pts · 1yTrans people are immortal?
Iâm not taking any chances, nothing is leaving that room. Your sacrifice will be honored, spider plant.
Sounds like an opportunity for arbitrage
How do you feel about Sexual Harassment Panda?
Why? As with most awful things in America, the answer is Ronald Reagan.
Quite true. Somewhere in the world is someone who talks like Pauly Shore because he learned English from watching Bio Dome
Would be funnier if it said âbig bathroomâ not âbathroom companiesâ
According to Trump this violates consumer protection laws and you can sue for a billion dollars.
TLDR: Canada is better than that
Thomas and Alito would vote to uphold it.
I canât understand why the markets would go up on this news. Didnât Trump say the tariffs were bringing trillions of dollars into the US?
Super easy. Did they commit a crime? Pardon. Did they not commit a crime? Arrest
Heâs an enormous criminal and possibly one of the worst human beings alive today. And even he doesnât deserve to be treated that way.
What wine pairs with faces?
Maybe he will fire all of them. It is his go to move.
In 2016, it was embarrassing. This is something far worse, and far more dangerous.
Florida is Americaâs wang. You know it, I know it, and the American people know it.
We will be incredibly lucky if we come out of this will only a recession.
Someone is going to exploit this to make a great lesbian dating app
Trans people are immortal?