How to get banned by two superpowers in one shot.

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I forgot about pedobear.

I would like to re-forget about pedobear.

SerpentPeaked@lemmynsfw.com · 35 pts · 303d (5 replies)

How do you feel about Sexual Harassment Panda?

ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 303d (1 reply)

I was always more of a Masturbating Bear enjoyer.

Who isn't?

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 303d (2 replies)

I can never understand the song he sings. I hear:

"Who eats in the trees with gorrilla pee? Sexual harassment panda!"

JeanValjean@piefed.social · 3 pts · 302d (1 reply)

I always assumed it's "Who lives in the woods 'neath the willow trees" not that that's any gooder.

Apparently it's "Who lives in the east 'neath a willow tree."

tornavish@lemmy.cafe · 29 pts · 303d (3 replies)

Gotta add Putin in there. Get the trifecta

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 303d (1 reply)

He seems to be on the right side of history here:

I’ve got that one on a shirt!

Just draw an image of a malnourished bear colored like the Russian flag being stabbed with a trident by a Ukrainian soldier.

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 303d (3 replies)

Er.. Winnie the Pooh is often depicted as 5-7 years old. We may have a problem here...

Oh, bother...

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 303d (1 reply)

Hmmmmmmm, pretty sure he's closer to 120 years old at this point.

oh, like ling ling pee wants to be. it all makes sense now

I'm Chinese American and I Lol'ed.

Now both regimes are after me. ICE at the front door, the CCP "Overseas Police Station" agents are at the back door.

RIP. nice meeting y'all.

All we're missing is the tiananmen square massacre formatted trump epstein copypasta

I really don't want to Google that

Hahaha! I love it.

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