Zidane

8 times out of ten I'm changing the controls to something not shit

I'm about to aspersion my pants

You would think so but I don't have the same reaction

Now we just need everyone to stop putting paprika into fucking everything for color (I'm allergic, not to color but paprika)

Weird downboats but okay, you would be very surprised with how much paprika is in things

as with all things with social media trends, it will likely start getting boring as you come across a lot of this on your feed.

You take that back. Beans and jeans with never not be funny

Edit: beans like four posts down my homepage, love to fucking see it

Silly American thing where you still have to pay for doctors visits even though you already pay insurance

I was doing rumours, yeah. I watched wildmudkip do uim and seeing someone like him not enjoying it made me never touch the game mode lol. I'm also too much of a digital hoarder :^I

Jiggleflex integrity fix pl0x

I figured out how to fix it...

System settings > accessibility > zoom & magnifier > disabled.....

I still would like to know how accidentally mashing the bottom left of my keyboard caused it to magnify in the first place...

I always shove my change in my pocket and deal with it later.

First being? Genuinely curious if there is a good option I'm willing to give it a try

What is wrong with ff forks?

I'm genuinely extremely jealous of the vastly superior rail network in Europe. The only option for my area is car :^(

Look at this guy, he has a driveway!!!

I also liked it. Only gripe I have is Reed didn't get a whole lot of stretch time :^(

You guys can afford to travel?

Use the same. Wish it had more customization but it works well enough

Unfortunately I'm out of warranty so I may look at getting a new battery and replacing it myself as it'll be significantly cheaper. Do you think it's a hardware issue that'll cause other batteries to pillow out too? Should I just cut my loses before I burn a hole in my wrist?

Thank you!