on *Permanently Deleted* · c/comicstrips · 2 pts · 250dIt's opening the hood where I start sweating behind the knees.
on 18lb Bulb enters Guinness Records at Harrogate Flower Show in Yorkshire · c/nottheonion · 4 pts · 251dI just want someone to look at me the same way this guy looks at his onion.
on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number · c/lemmyshitpost · 6 pts · 266dBriefs versus bikinis for the ladies.
on Military service will reportedly no longer classify 'divisive' swastika as 'hate' symbol · c/politics · 12 pts · 283dI studied history and have been telling people this for over a decade but most people think I'm batshit crazy.
on She's out of town and I'm cleaning her entire collection as a surprise · c/lemmyshitpost · 13 pts · 297dMy Grandma's 90 year old cast iron looks like that and I have no idea how to season it.
on Alex Jones sports Hitler mustache in shocking broadcast: 'It had a wild effect on women' · c/nottheonion · 5 pts · 338dIt was the first time I had ever heard the word. There are too many slurs out there.
on Behind closed doors, our top CEOs say Trump is bad for business and it's time to Make America into America Again | Fortune · c/politics · 10 pts · 343dCan't put the genie back in the bottle, idiots.
on Woman allegedly hid syringes and fentanyl inside her body before arrest · c/news · 10 pts · 1yPrison rehab is vomiting on the floor while having seizures. Poor people don't get help.
on 700 troops have been mobilized to help ICE in raids in Florida, Louisiana and Texas · c/news · 3 pts · 1yEnforcing marital law is also in the cards, sadly.
on Have you ever cried over a celebrity or complete strangers death, why? · c/asklemmy · 4 pts · 1yMy entire high school mourned Mr Rogers' passing. 4,000 people and the hallways were almost quiet.
on Linda McMahon mixed up AI and A.1. — so of course now the steak sauce is all over it · c/politics · 11 pts · 1yHe'd be an improvement.
on US egg imports meant to drive prices down could be hit by tariffs · c/nottheonion · 9 pts · 1yA Shakespearean comedy is just a play about regular people. His dramas were about the nobility.
on ‘Shut up about egg prices’: Trump shares brazen message about high costs · c/news · 20 pts · 1yVictims are always held to higher standards.
on What Republicans really mean when they blame 'DEI' · c/politics · 20 pts · 1yThey mean civil rights. Our rights are being taken away.
It's opening the hood where I start sweating behind the knees.
I just want someone to look at me the same way this guy looks at his onion.
Briefs versus bikinis for the ladies.
I studied history and have been telling people this for over a decade but most people think I'm batshit crazy.
My Grandma's 90 year old cast iron looks like that and I have no idea how to season it.
It was the first time I had ever heard the word. There are too many slurs out there.
Can't put the genie back in the bottle, idiots.
Prison rehab is vomiting on the floor while having seizures. Poor people don't get help.
Enforcing marital law is also in the cards, sadly.
My entire high school mourned Mr Rogers' passing. 4,000 people and the hallways were almost quiet.
He'd be an improvement.
A Shakespearean comedy is just a play about regular people. His dramas were about the nobility.
Victims are always held to higher standards.
They mean civil rights. Our rights are being taken away.
Private police will just force you out at that point.