Hell my wife takes hers off as soon as she gets home with this weird yoga magic trick thing where she never removes her shirt. I swear it breaks physics.
Why are the bras all different? Why are the bottom options for 6-10 different from the others? Why are 8 and 9 basicaly the same? This feels somehow AI generated
List is incomplete. It seems to assume a relatively warm climate or expensive use of night-time home heating.
Thus: Long sleeves. Underwear under long trousers perhaps for sanitary purposes, but possibly for comfort.
There's probably also a few people who have socks they wear to bed if not also blindfolds or old-timey nightcaps, but I get why those things aren't in this graphic. Lack of long sleeves is more of a head-scratcher.
Solution: more blankets. Where I grew up we had regular frosts all through winter, but I never really went with anything more than 18. 2-3 blankets and a thick duvet does a lot for keeping you warm.
My blankets are always stolen in the middle of the night by someone who needs to be swaddled and rolled like a burrito. I used to have "emergency blanket" under the bed for after the blankets were stolen, but that didnt always make it back, or itd get taken too.
Also the (2) 70 lb dogs sneak into bed and dont wake me up until i can no longer move the blanket. And waking the 13 year old dog up to move him is only going to disturb my partner, so its not worth it.
So like i tell me kids, control what you can control. I now sleep in sweats, and sometimes even with a robe on because thats basically a blanket that cant be stolen
More blankets don't help the moment you get out of bed in the morning. The apartment was unheated for much of the winter during my teenage years, so I usually wore two pairs of thick woolen socks and thick woolen PJs (along with a thick duvet and several blankets) so I wouldn't freeze to death the moment I got out of bed. The period between rushing out of bed and into an 8 ply woolen bathrobe was still painful though.
Yup. I usually have a down comforter sloppily rolled up down one side of the bed and can easily grab it if need be. Lightweight and extremely effective.
I wouldn't sleep with a bra, either. It's just an unnecessary layer, preventing my skin from breathing properly. The straps would also be just in the way. I'm a cis male, though.
The first 3 girlfriends i had, always slept in their bras. So i just assumed that was normal. I haven't met anyone who does that ever since, and thinking about it, it seems like torture
Depends. I shower before bed most nights and 20 if I have (I also moisturise my heels so wear socks) but 4 if I haven't and 19 if I haven't and its a super hot night.
Does anyone do 5, 10 or 15? They seem weird to me.
Mine isn't on here. Two pairs of pants, a hoodie, and possibly a hat. I like to be burning hot at night and I am scared of heated blankets. (Cause they sometimes catch on fire)
It's a pretty old image. For example, see this iFunny post from 2020. Maybe the artist really liked drawing bras and overlooked some things when copy-pasting the bottoms. Or another poster later wanted to add representation of their undershirt/diaper combo at 8.
176 Comments
liran@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 250d
Who the fuck is 11-15??? Only a complete masochist leaves the girls belted in for sleep.
papalonian@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 250d
If I'm ever in a relationship again, I'm finding a way to drop this line. That's hilarious.
danekrae@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 250d
I could learn from that optimism.
Suru@mander.xyz · 19 pts · 250d
Definitely went with 14 or 15 when I was breastfeeding, because the girls tended to leak. Nobody wants to sleep in sheets that smell like sour milk.
Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 250d
My wife says it's uncomfortable not having yhem belted in
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 250d
Mine uses a pillow to keep them apart. I assume they fight at night.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 250d
Sometimes you get tired!
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 249d
My Girlfriend does. None of my exes do. Seems to be a.preference by woman really
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 1 pts · 248d
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ohlaph@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 250d
20
polydactyl@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 250d
20
TeddE@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 249d
Hindsight is…
LBP321@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 248d
Naked
TeddE@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 248d
Ain't that the naked truth?
stoy@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 250d
20 at home, 18 when away.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 250d
My life progression so far.
BigBenis@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 250d
Dayum, good for you!
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 250d
Thanks. Had some serious health issues and decided that I needed to get fit or end up a wreck by the time I'm sixty.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 250d
tatterdemalion@programming.dev · 1 pts · 249d
Depends on if I had sex or not. I'm not putting them back on after, but I also don't really see the need to take them off just to go to sleep.
not_that_guy05@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 250d
18 doesn't matter if it's hot or cold. Oh and also the fan running on high.
nagaram@startrek.website · 3 pts · 250d
I had to kill the fan. Its been fucking up my sinuses.
Rip hospital fan
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 250d
I guess no one wears night gowns anymore.
Fortatech@gregtech.eu · 16 pts · 249d
18 at home, 20 when with homies
davidagain@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 249d
But with your socks still on, right?
Right?
daannii@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 250d
Most women don't sleep in bras. Or as I call them "titty jail".
billwashere@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 250d
Hell my wife takes hers off as soon as she gets home with this weird yoga magic trick thing where she never removes her shirt. I swear it breaks physics.
daannii@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
Yes I know the trick and can remove a bra without taking my shirt off in about 7 seconds.
I don't know how we learn this. But it's just something we figure out and perfect at some point.
ikidd@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 250d
20, why would I get all dressed up just to go to bed?
KawaiiBitch@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 250d
20 lol
hikaru755@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 249d
Why are the bras all different? Why are the bottom options for 6-10 different from the others? Why are 8 and 9 basicaly the same? This feels somehow AI generated
Matombo@feddit.org · 6 pts · 249d
my exact reaction: AI slop
also my option isn't even on there
palordrolap@fedia.io · 12 pts · 250d
List is incomplete. It seems to assume a relatively warm climate or expensive use of night-time home heating.
Thus: Long sleeves. Underwear under long trousers perhaps for sanitary purposes, but possibly for comfort.
There's probably also a few people who have socks they wear to bed if not also blindfolds or old-timey nightcaps, but I get why those things aren't in this graphic. Lack of long sleeves is more of a head-scratcher.
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 250d
Solution: more blankets. Where I grew up we had regular frosts all through winter, but I never really went with anything more than 18. 2-3 blankets and a thick duvet does a lot for keeping you warm.
unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth · 5 pts · 250d
Yeah except it gets that much more difficult to get up when everything around you is fucking freezing.
Sc00ter@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 250d
My blankets are always stolen in the middle of the night by someone who needs to be swaddled and rolled like a burrito. I used to have "emergency blanket" under the bed for after the blankets were stolen, but that didnt always make it back, or itd get taken too.
Also the (2) 70 lb dogs sneak into bed and dont wake me up until i can no longer move the blanket. And waking the 13 year old dog up to move him is only going to disturb my partner, so its not worth it.
So like i tell me kids, control what you can control. I now sleep in sweats, and sometimes even with a robe on because thats basically a blanket that cant be stolen
Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 249d
More blankets don't help the moment you get out of bed in the morning. The apartment was unheated for much of the winter during my teenage years, so I usually wore two pairs of thick woolen socks and thick woolen PJs (along with a thick duvet and several blankets) so I wouldn't freeze to death the moment I got out of bed. The period between rushing out of bed and into an 8 ply woolen bathrobe was still painful though.
stoy@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 250d
Sometimes when my room is very cold, I sleep with socks on, though the rest usually stays off.
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 250d
Usually 18, sometimes 3.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d
Same. Depends on the weather.
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 250d
Usually shirt bad. Sometimes sensory issues make shirt superior to other random torso-fabric interactions.
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 250d
10 is unhinged
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 250d
The Donald Duck
atomicorange@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d
You gotta let it get some air
ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 250d
20 unless it's really cold
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d
Just pile more blankets on
ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 249d
Yup. I usually have a down comforter sloppily rolled up down one side of the bed and can easily grab it if need be. Lightweight and extremely effective.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 249d
20
Stop denying yourselves over shame.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 250d
3
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 3 pts · 250d
This is the way.
Tried 5 but it got too floppy.
gegil@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 250d
20 is the best. Sleeping naked is the best way to sleep for me. Especially in summer when i don't need to use blanket or any other cover.
H3mp79@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 250d
Twenny all night erry night
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 250d
18 all night
mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud · 3 pts · 250d
And all year round, in the UK so it does get cold
Beebabe@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 250d
1, always
RBWells@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 249d
Dicska@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 249d
I wouldn't sleep with a bra, either. It's just an unnecessary layer, preventing my skin from breathing properly. The straps would also be just in the way. I'm a cis male, though.
RBWells@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 249d
Seems bad for circulation too.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 2 pts · 248d
Nah this is accurate.
FatVegan@leminal.space · 5 pts · 249d
The first 3 girlfriends i had, always slept in their bras. So i just assumed that was normal. I haven't met anyone who does that ever since, and thinking about it, it seems like torture
kokoto@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 249d
To me sleeping in a bra is like trying to sleep with glasses on
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 250d
20 unless I am too exhausted to shower before bed, then it's 3.
Datz@szmer.info · 7 pts · 249d
Where socks?
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 3 pts · 248d
Take it easy there, Satan
Datz@szmer.info · 1 pts · 248d
I need extra warmth bro, it's actually cold in here.
I also wear underwear under my pyjamas.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 250d
15, (I'm a dude)
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 249d
Got to cradle dem bois
davidagain@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 249d
Nice try, FBI.
treeofnik@discuss.online · 7 pts · 250d
Missing the difference between 8 and 9?
misfitx@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 250d
Briefs versus bikinis for the ladies.
Karjalan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 250d
Male version Granny panties vs nickers.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
This has been changed since the original (someone else linked). 8 should be 7 and 7 should have 17. Eight looks like an adult diaper.
treeofnik@discuss.online · 1 pts · 249d
That makes much more sense! Figured it was inconsistent.
nagaram@startrek.website · 1 pts · 250d
Diaper?
NorthoftheBorder@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 250d
18 or 20. Depends how I’m feeling.
janNatan@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 250d
20 or (rarely) 18, myself
First_Thunder@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 250d
2
creature@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 250d
Jesus - how do you all sleep at night?!?!??
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 250d
I think Jesus slept more like a T
0ops@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 250d
"Unconsciously", said Jesus.
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 250d
20
twinnie@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 250d
18 or 20.
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 250d
18 Gang, represent! Let the bed-clothes do the bed-clothing.
tomi000@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 249d
18
UltraBlack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
3 is also valid when it's cold
tomi000@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 249d
Yes
hansolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 250d
Bro, I'm at 20 right now ;)
gladflag@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 250d
20
gladflag@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 250d
Even feels weird wearing a watch
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 250d
Nice try FBI. You're never getting my feet pics
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 250d
20 always
PetteriPano@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 249d
It used to be 20. But my wife claims I leave skidmarks on the sheets.
Now it's 17.
rollerbang@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 249d
😳
king_comrade@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 249d
Bro noo...
victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
Good...
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 250d
Where's the option for whatever I'm wearing during the day?
indomara@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 250d
I don't see mine. Nightgown, no undies.
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 250d
5ish?
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 250d
4/5
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 250d
My wife has always preferred 5 while wearing one of my old shirts.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 250d
MinFapper@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 250d
My wife does 15
3 or 18 for me, depending on the day
Tattorack@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 249d
20
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 4 pts · 250d
I sleep in an old t-shirt and boxers. Is that 2, 3, or 4?
chunes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 250d
The way I see it (at least for the men):
2 is boxers. 3 is boxer-briefs. 4 is briefs.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 249d
20
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 250d
Depends. I shower before bed most nights and 20 if I have (I also moisturise my heels so wear socks) but 4 if I haven't and 19 if I haven't and its a super hot night.
Does anyone do 5, 10 or 15? They seem weird to me.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 250d
1
Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social · 4 pts · 250d
18
TurtlePunk@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 249d
it's a natural 20
Colonel_Panic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 249d
We want a 1 in the streets, but 20 in the sheets.
visnudeva@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 250d
20 whatever the situation, there is no other way to sleep.
noxypaws@pawb.social · 4 pts · 249d
20
toofpic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 250d
5!
nudi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 249d
20 baybeee
chunes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d
17.
When I was younger, I would just sleep in my regular clothes. Usually jeans.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 3 pts · 248d
20, if I can. 1, when it's chilly.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d
1,2 or 17 depending on the time of year and whether my gf is with me
HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d
#2, but its bad because thats also most of my days as well.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 249d
Where’s the flying helmet and celery option?
robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
Where does the celery go?
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 248d
Where would you like it to go? This is a safe space.
Plum@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d
19/20.
Elaine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d
ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
I'm surprised to see so few of us actually. Thought this was more common.
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 3 pts · 249d
Read this in bed after waking up from sleeping in a big comfy bathrobe.
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 249d
You're 20. Bathrobe is a blanket
Jhuskindle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d
Mine isn't on here. Two pairs of pants, a hoodie, and possibly a hat. I like to be burning hot at night and I am scared of heated blankets. (Cause they sometimes catch on fire)
mirshafie@europe.pub · 3 pts · 250d
We're polar opposites. I'm in northern Europe and sleep with an open window, thin blanket, and rocking 20.
Iceblade02@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d
1, 5 or 20 depending on temps
foggianism@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d
My combo is missing - would be like 1 but long sleeves
AreaKode@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d
17
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 248d
2
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 250d
1 cuz that's what i wear while i'm home
Taleya@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 250d
I start a six, end up a sixteen or higher
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 249d
20, 10 when cold (feels a bit Kowalski-ish though)
uniquethrowagay@feddit.org · 1 pts · 248d
10 is highly illegal
AlexCory21@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
19
robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
I'm #1!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 250d
Sometimes 1, most of the time 20.
I was 1 last night.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 250d
11 is wild. Personally though I just wear my glasses and nothing else to sleep
VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 249d
Depending on mood and temperature, 1 6 7 16 17 18
robocall@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 249d
Huh, depending on my mood and the temperature, I'd say I'm a 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
LBP321@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 244d
Apparently sleeping naked can help with your body self-image.
Emi@ani.social · 2 pts · 250d
3
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
Summertime 20
Wintertime
davidagain@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
Risky click of the day.
Do it, folks, click it. CLICK!
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 249d
I'm sorry the internet has instilled link-clicking fear into you. I do not post risky links. I am not a wild person.
davidagain@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
The hesitation was slight and my comment was mainly for fun.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 1 pts · 248d
Do you live in South Park lol
oppy1984@lemdro.id · 2 pts · 250d
1 in the winter, 3 or 18 in the summer, and 20 if it's really hot.
Lorindol@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 249d
17, always.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 250d
1 winter, 2 summer got kid
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org · 2 pts · 250d
2,17,20
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 249d
robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
Interesting! I'd say I'm between 1 and 20
kokoto@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 249d
3 or 18 depending on how warm it is
jali67@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 249d
17 assuming those are basketball or loose athletic shorts
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 1 pts · 248d
I assumed they were booty shorts lol
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 249d
3 9 19 depending on the weather? Does everybody else stay consistent due to climate control?
BlackVenom@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
Stay 20 and layer appropriately
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 248d
Yes! But the good thing about these stitched together cloths is they follow me to the bathroom
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 249d
68
robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 249d
why not 67 or 69?
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
Hate 67. Been too long for the other.
itisileclerk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 249d
1
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 248d
Full on 20
waggz@programming.dev · 1 pts · 249d
3, or 5 rarely
robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 249d
Sometimes stuff needs to air out
JakenVeina@midwest.social · 1 pts · 249d
#1, usually.
trbeach@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 248d
20
Gladaed@feddit.org · 1 pts · 249d
Ai generated garbage or why do the bh look different every time?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 5 pts · 249d
It's a pretty old image. For example, see this iFunny post from 2020. Maybe the artist really liked drawing bras and overlooked some things when copy-pasting the bottoms. Or another poster later wanted to add representation of their undershirt/diaper combo at 8.
Gladaed@feddit.org · 1 pts · 249d
You might be right. I expected this to be am unfaithful ai reproduction. Didn't remember the artist was crazy
entwine@programming.dev · 4 pts · 249d
Damn, good catch. The others are all slightly different too
victorz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 249d
Hand-drawn, right?
Right?
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 249d
2-3, sometimes 17-18
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 249d
18 or 20.
On a very rare occasion, 3, but I run hot, it'd need to be super cold for that.