443Brushed up against this while picking corn. It stung. c/pics · by myeyesburn@lemmy.world · 3y · 24 comments
on This is what they took from us. · c/lemmyshitpost · 19 pts · 130dThat's manchurian. You're thinking of the largest, strongest and only movable bone in the human face.
on Texas measles outbreak grows to 90 cases, worst level in 30 years · c/news · 2 pts · 1yIf only there was some way to prevent this besides thoughts and prayers...
on Scientists Took Semen Onto A "Vomit Comet" Flight, And The Results Were Concerning · c/science · 6 pts · 1yI was dropped on my head before i was even born conceived. Ftfy ;-)
on Man arrested when trying to enter U.S. Capitol with a torch and flare gun, police say · c/news · -1 pts · 1yThat man's name? "Albert Einstein!"
on Where the robber meets the road · c/dadjokes · 23 pts · 2yThey are also stealing all the toilets from the police stations. So far, officers have nothing to go on.
on "Deviled" Strawberries · c/homecooking · 4 pts · 2ySounds delicious. What are the crumbles on top? Brown sugar?
on You are compared with 99 other people chosen randomly. If you are better than everyone else in a specific domain, you win 1 million €/$. What do you choose? · c/casualconversation · 5 pts · 2yGiving me a hand job. So even if I lose, I've still won. 100 times.
on Ah, OK · c/memes · 11 pts · 2ySo now I know what my wife is referring to when she says I'm as majestic as an eagle. She just means what I look like when I first wake up.
on If you got a flat tire and Bigfoot came out of the woods and helped you change it, would you tell people about it? · c/asklemmy · 7 pts · 2yNot if he said, "No one will ever believe you."
on Would you fuck me right here on this beach? [OC][F] · c/gonewild · 7 pts · 2yGlad you aren't drinking beer. You could get sand in your Schlitz. 😁 For those unaware, Schlitz is a brand of beer in the US. 😉
on Is this normal for a company to impose these? · c/antiwork · 15 pts · 2yNope, not legal. Believe it or not, straight to jail. Or, that's a paddlin'. Both applicable. Take your pick.
on Russia and China plan to install a nuclear power plant on the Moon · c/news · 1 pts · 2yDon't forget the blow!
on What is a gender neutral replacement for man, guys, buddy, etc? · c/asklemmy · 7 pts · 2yI'm not your buddy, pal!
on Let's see them Lemmy. · c/memes · 8 pts · 2yNot Tilly. She's a little jerk when she wants to be. Won't leave her big sis alone. 😆
on He just dresses tough, he's really a cuddler · c/aww · 4 pts · 3yIs the tommy gun just out of frame?
That's manchurian. You're thinking of the largest, strongest and only movable bone in the human face.
It's the new Tesla Model H(eron)
If only there was some way to prevent this besides thoughts and prayers...
I was dropped on my head before i was even
bornconceived.Ftfy ;-)
That man's name? "Albert Einstein!"
They are also stealing all the toilets from the police stations. So far, officers have nothing to go on.
Sounds delicious. What are the crumbles on top? Brown sugar?
Giving me a hand job. So even if I lose, I've still won. 100 times.
So now I know what my wife is referring to when she says I'm as majestic as an eagle. She just means what I look like when I first wake up.
Not if he said, "No one will ever believe you."
Glad you aren't drinking beer. You could get sand in your Schlitz. 😁
For those unaware, Schlitz is a brand of beer in the US. 😉
Nope, not legal.
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Or, that's a paddlin'.
Both applicable. Take your pick.
Don't forget the blow!
I'm not your buddy, pal!
It's poop. He eats his poop, doesn't he...?
Poor you!! 😆
Not Tilly. She's a little jerk when she wants to be. Won't leave her big sis alone. 😆
Emma
and Tilly!
Is the tommy gun just out of frame?
I'm thinking the one in back is the boss.