267cant wait to slap deepseek in a temu fuckbot so it can call me a little pig boy and make me oink. c/microblogmemes · by wahfflez@lemmy.world · 1y · 14 comments
243Finish your reds or you don’t get your camel crush for dessert. c/lemmyshitpost · by wahfflez@lemmy.world · 1y · 9 comments
119idk i guess im like “emotional” like idk like i guess being emo🖤⛓️ isn’t popular…..but i hope you guys understand like sometimes you have to like let it out…lmk in that comments😜 c/lemmyshitpost · by wahfflez@lemmy.world · 1y · 2 comments
-10My adhd diagnosis finally revealed why i kept getting duis. No fucking adderall. nowadays i hit 6 in the bathroom then im damn near sober c/lemmyshitpost · by wahfflez@lemmy.world · 1y · 13 comments
374the woke left is always like “we need less shootings” gun control so kids can’t commit domestic terror. but the right says i get wolf pussy so they win. c/lemmyshitpost · by wahfflez@lemmy.world · 1y · 51 comments
133i see a bad thing i punch the shit out of my kid. pummeling the weakest of us makes me feel good. like i’m drunk but you don’t know what taxes are c/microblogmemes · by wahfflez@lemmy.world · 1y · 35 comments
82(man picks up a newport 100) That thing was too big to be called a newport. Too big, too thick and too heavy, too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron c/lemmyshitpost · by wahfflez@lemmy.world · 1y · 2 comments
196sending ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡) to my dealer when he says he’s outta crack c/microblogmemes · by wahfflez@lemmy.world · 1y · 4 comments
349My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm. c/lemmyshitpost · by wahfflez@lemmy.world · 1y · 12 comments
142i’m at TGIFridays getting groomed by an undercover CIA agent to do a “more lowkey 9-11” like sure man i’ll fashion a homemade kamikaze drone can i get some more chicken strips tho c/lemmyshitpost · by wahfflez@lemmy.world · 1y · 4 comments
284the woke mob made the oscar mayer wienermobile stop throwing the defective factory dogs in the stands at nascar because 17 people “died” and caught “salmonella” c/lemmyshitpost · by wahfflez@lemmy.world · 1y · 8 comments
115my flarp plug said he can’t take any more appliances after i gave him my air fryer..idk what im gonna do for my next fix man i gotta flarp tonight this slime isn’t cutting it c/lemmyshitpost · by wahfflez@lemmy.world · 1y · 2 comments
264ya shorty handling me with care and mindfulness c/lemmyshitpost · by wahfflez@lemmy.world · 1y · 5 comments
on My adhd diagnosis finally revealed why i kept getting duis. No fucking adderall. nowadays i hit 6 in the bathroom then im damn near sober · c/lemmyshitpost · 5 pts · 1ydont gib me complements ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ
on a guide to making healthy nutrients at home to cure so-called adhd · c/chadmctruthstruth · 3 pts · 1yholy fuvk
on a guide to making healthy nutrients at home to cure so-called adhd · c/chadmctruthstruth · 3 pts · 1yit’s crunchy did i burn?
on My adhd diagnosis finally revealed why i kept getting duis. No fucking adderall. nowadays i hit 6 in the bathroom then im damn near sober · c/lemmyshitpost · 1 pts · 1yno don’t say that it’s (˶˃⤙˂˶) badd
on i see a bad thing i punch the shit out of my kid. pummeling the weakest of us makes me feel good. like i’m drunk but you don’t know what taxes are · c/microblogmemes · 15 pts · 1yhe doesn’t understand taxes. i beat him. get it through ur thick head
on AI refuse to believe Musk is a Nazi · c/aboringdystopia · -6 pts · 1yyou didn’t see sam alt-right-man at the rally? not hard to inject bias into the thing you own
on [Elon Musk] January hasn't even ended and we already have the Photo of the Year. · c/lemmyshitpost · 15 pts · 1ythe full clip is fucking crazy just straight up nazi shit
on my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession · c/lemmyshitpost · 55 pts · 1y
on my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession · c/lemmyshitpost · 2 pts · 1y
on My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm. · c/lemmyshitpost · 14 pts · 1yi only post scrotum pics on truth social.
on my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession · c/lemmyshitpost · 28 pts · 1ythis guy hasn’t seen good wolf porn
on Travelling with dad and the normal looking hotel he booked turned out to be some sort of love hotel · c/mildlyinfuriating · 19 pts · 1yhave sensual lovemaking with your dad. no balls
on rodussy · c/microblogmemes · 83 pts · 1yalvin and the chipmunks bloopers are just 5 hours of him shitting himself
on ya shorty handling me with care and mindfulness · c/lemmyshitpost · 10 pts · 1yi kept seeing the quality and wanted better then i realized i had to build it myself
on YSK: How to interact with US police · c/youshouldknow · 15 pts · 1ysticking to “am i being detained” and “lawyer” works wonders got out a fucked situation with the first. Genuinely the biggest gang in the US, treat them as such
dont gib me complements ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ
holy fuvk
it’s crunchy did i burn?
no don’t say that it’s (˶˃⤙˂˶) badd
he doesn’t understand taxes. i beat him. get it through ur thick head
you didn’t see sam alt-right-man at the rally? not hard to inject bias into the thing you own
the full clip is fucking crazy just straight up nazi shit
i only post scrotum pics on truth social.
this guy hasn’t seen good wolf porn
have sensual lovemaking with your dad. no balls
alvin and the chipmunks bloopers are just 5 hours of him shitting himself
i kept seeing the quality and wanted better then i realized i had to build it myself
sticking to “am i being detained” and “lawyer” works wonders got out a fucked situation with the first. Genuinely the biggest gang in the US, treat them as such
lurk no longer