My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm.

How’d you get the beans above the frank?

Bro turned into a kangaroo.

Proof or it didn’t happen

This is problematic because you can no longer use your balls as a proper door knocker for your asshole.

How did you get the beans above the frank??

Does it change how his pee is stored?