6"He died as he lived. With his head up his Air Sucking System." c/outofcontextdnd · by voik@ttrpg.network · 206d · 0 comments
31Player: "You're inspiring me to be even more of an asshole, and I respect that." c/outofcontextdnd · by PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world · 2y · 0 comments
32Me: I can't believe you stopped me from defenestrating that guy! Do you know how often you get a chance to defenestrate someone? c/outofcontextdnd · by makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world · 2y · 5 comments
16Player 1: "You really worked hard for that evil alignment, didn't you?" c/outofcontextdnd · by PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world · 2y · 0 comments
19"I can't help with the murder right now; I'm too busy trying to induce a permanent psychoaffective disorder." c/outofcontextdnd · by PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world · 2y · 0 comments
18Cleric: "Have you tried burning down the forest?" c/outofcontextdnd · by voik@ttrpg.network · 2y · 1 comments
-3Player: "I'd like to cast mother I'd like to fuck's acid arrow." c/outofcontextdnd · by PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world · 2y · 1 comments
12Player: "If you put goat cheese on my burger, I'm bending over and calling you daddy." c/outofcontextdnd · by PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world · 2y · 2 comments
20Player: "It makes me like Spider-Man, but with fewer teenage ejaculation metaphors." c/outofcontextdnd · by PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world · 2y · 0 comments
6“Out of respect for them, I'll attempt to cremate their remains using that large oven there. I'll also throw in some herbs to try to mask the stench.” c/outofcontextdnd · by megane_kun@lemm.ee · 2y · 0 comments
25Player: "I accidentally misgendered my own asscheek tonight. I will *not* be taking questions." c/outofcontextdnd · by PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world · 2y · 1 comments
22Player : If I was to be turned into a tree, I would would to be a birch tree. The sexist of trees c/outofcontextdnd · by FelixMortane@lemmy.ca · 2y · 3 comments
10Player : Foreskin is an emotional statement. c/outofcontextdnd · by FelixMortane@lemmy.ca · 2y · 2 comments
18Eh, worst case scenario, you destroy one, *maybe* two sacred texts. No big deal. c/outofcontextdnd · by jedibob5@lemmy.world · 2y · 1 comments
22Player: "Ok now that he's on the ground, I want to kick him." c/outofcontextdnd · by ChemicalPilgrim@lemmy.world · 2y · 2 comments
24Player: "This potion tastes like NyQuil? I fucking *love* NyQuil." c/outofcontextdnd · by PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world · 2y · 0 comments
26"Can I process this into white crystalline powder and pack them into small sachets?" c/outofcontextdnd · by megane_kun@lemm.ee · 2y · 0 comments
26"Let's not sugarcoat it: I'm a racist" c/outofcontextdnd · by PoastRotato@lemmy.world · 2y · 0 comments
19"I can't believe I didn't get to poison anyone last night." c/outofcontextdnd · by Pronell@lemmy.world · 2y · 0 comments