c/outofcontextdnd@lemmy.world

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Me: I can't believe you stopped me from defenestrating that guy! Do you know how often you get a chance to defenestrate someone?

Player 1: "You really worked hard for that evil alignment, didn't you?"

"I can't help with the murder right now; I'm too busy trying to induce a permanent psychoaffective disorder."

Cleric: "Have you tried burning down the forest?"

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Player: "I'd like to cast mother I'd like to fuck's acid arrow."

Player: "If you put goat cheese on my burger, I'm bending over and calling you daddy."

Player: "It makes me like Spider-Man, but with fewer teenage ejaculation metaphors."

“Out of respect for them, I'll attempt to cremate their remains using that large oven there. I'll also throw in some herbs to try to mask the stench.”

Player: "I accidentally misgendered my own asscheek tonight. I will not be taking questions."

Player : If I was to be turned into a tree, I would would to be a birch tree. The sexist of trees

Player : Foreskin is an emotional statement.

Eh, worst case scenario, you destroy one, maybe two sacred texts. No big deal.

Player: "Ok now that he's on the ground, I want to kick him."

Player: "This potion tastes like NyQuil? I fucking love NyQuil."

"Can I process this into white crystalline powder and pack them into small sachets?"

"Let's not sugarcoat it: I'm a racist"

"I can't believe I didn't get to poison anyone last night."

c/outofcontextdnd@lemmy.world

"They should call this G&G!"

"He died as he lived. With his head up his Air Sucking System."

Player: "You're inspiring me to be even more of an asshole, and I respect that."

Me: I can't believe you stopped me from defenestrating that guy! Do you know how often you get a chance to defenestrate someone?

Player 1: "You really worked hard for that evil alignment, didn't you?"

"I can't help with the murder right now; I'm too busy trying to induce a permanent psychoaffective disorder."

Cleric: "Have you tried burning down the forest?"

Player: "I'd like to cast mother I'd like to fuck's acid arrow."

Player: "If you put goat cheese on my burger, I'm bending over and calling you daddy."

Player: "It makes me like Spider-Man, but with fewer teenage ejaculation metaphors."

“Out of respect for them, I'll attempt to cremate their remains using that large oven there. I'll also throw in some herbs to try to mask the stench.”

Player: "I accidentally misgendered my own asscheek tonight. I will not be taking questions."

Player : If I was to be turned into a tree, I would would to be a birch tree. The sexist of trees

Player : Foreskin is an emotional statement.

Eh, worst case scenario, you destroy one, maybe two sacred texts. No big deal.

Player: "Ok now that he's on the ground, I want to kick him."

Player: "This potion tastes like NyQuil? I fucking love NyQuil."

"Can I process this into white crystalline powder and pack them into small sachets?"

"Let's not sugarcoat it: I'm a racist"

"I can't believe I didn't get to poison anyone last night."