Anon takes the blindpill

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23 Comments

Sheeple@lemmy.world · 122 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Let's be honest if someone reduces a person to their disability they are not going to get dates from people with said disability.

Being blind is also not a binary thing. Often legally blind can have many variants where their vision might be intensely poor but they still have vision to a degree.

Iliveonsaturdays@sh.itjust.works · 59 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Also a lot of legally blind people use the internet both privately and professionally and are independent people who don't rely on their partners for everything.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y

It says here it's more of a hassle than actually impossible. Which yeah, probably, considering how little care people take towards accessibility

gullible@kbin.social · 31 pts · 2y

It has been fascinating to watch chasing gradually become a faux pas. A decade ago, I’d have guessed that it would take another 50 years.

qooqie@lemmy.world · 94 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I would give it a try just to pinch my nose and go "THIS? is audible" at the intro

Sybilvane@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y

A-plus for authenticity, plus I feel like you've truly captured the essence of what that message sounds like. Good job!

Taalen@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm in a long distance relationship, recently my girlfriend suggested we read books together by one of us reading to the other one over the phone - usually me, but occasionally the other way around. It's turned into quite a precious bedtime story routine. Sometimes I also read to her while she's cooking or doing other chores.

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y

40 year old married man, my wife reads me to sleep every night. highly recommend

Thorry84@feddit.nl · 63 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If she is blind it works in my favor because she can't see how ugly I am on the outside. Too bad I'm also ugly on the inside :(

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

"Rocky!? Does your face have a pelvis!?"

"But I'm beautiful on the inside!"

"Yeah but Rocky, there's a limit!!"

Ilflish@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

But she can still feel the size of your pp :(

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 60 pts · 2y (11 replies)

I also record audio books for my girlfriend. It's feels nice to do for her. She isn't blind though

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 76 pts · 2y (9 replies)

You need to take it to the next level and record movies with you as all Characters.

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Oh fuck you're so right. She'd be genuinely love that lmao. Need to get better at voice acting though

Chriswild@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Well she's a shark so I doubt she'll notice.

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

This is true, hard to tell good voice acting from bad voice acting when you're under water

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

And high

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's hard trying to pay attention to your boyfriend's voice acting when you're under water, high, and a shark

QuinceDaPence@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

you’re under water, high, and a shark

"Maaaan, sometime I feel like, maybe fish can be both friends and food, you know". [Followed by eating all the fish.]

Damage@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y

Jack Black? Mos Def? Is it you guys over there?

underwire212@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Take it even further and intentionally make your girlfriend blind.

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 2y

Is she a shark ?

IHadTwoCows@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
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