I keep salt and sugar in identical bottles. A mistake was bound to happen, and it just did.

This is the worst batch of french toast i've ever made.

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Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world · 160 pts · 2y (18 replies)

Why would you do this? I would just get a marker and label each one with an “S” so you don’t make this same mistake in the future.

lechatron@lemmy.today · 86 pts · 2y (4 replies)

But...

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I love this gif 🤣.

0ops@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I always have to watch it 20 times before I continue scrolling

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Exactly 🤣🤣🤣.

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (3 replies)

S for salt, s for sugar, so there's no confusion.

acetanilide@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I would do an upside down S, less confusion

dukk@programming.dev · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I would do a cool S.


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MonkderZweite@feddit.ch · 2 pts · 2y

8?

BOLOID@pawb.social · 11 pts · 2y (8 replies)

First thing i did, while my mouth was still salty from the first bite, is go get my sharpie.

Never again

Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

This is also why it's required for restaurants to label all containers.

A clear jar of what is assumed vinegar could be bleach, and those tiny mix ups could be deadly.

maniel@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I don't think anybody keeps cleaning agents and food ingredients in the same place, I definitely don't, don't know anybody who does, so it's logical to assume it should be the same in restaurants

charles@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Vinegar can be a very effective cleaning agent though, it's not just used for food.

maniel@lemmy.ml · -1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's still a different vinegar, that shouldn't be kept with food

charles@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

Totally agree on that point. I took it more to mean it could be fatal if someone went to refill a jar of vinegar with bleach (or vice versa) since mixing the two creates chlorine gas which can be fatal.

Case@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y

Restaurants absolutely shouldn't.

However, people suck and it happens, probably more often than you would want.

skbo@lu.skbo.net · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Your mouth was salty? What’s the problem then?

BOLOID@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y

You don't understand, this batter was a lot saltier than the batter you're thinking of

KonalaKoala@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

This is probably why it is usually a good idea to label your bottles or containers with names like salt, sugar, baking soda, flour, etc.

Senshi@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

But that's boring. Just close your eyes, grab any packet or bottle at random and apply with gusto. This way you will always be surprised at new and fresh taste combinations!

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I've heard cooking and baking referred to as art and science, interchangeablely depending on who you talk to. I've never seen someone try to turn it into alchemy.

Pringles@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Prepare to have your mind blown: https://alchemist.dk/

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (6 replies)

One time I got a coffee to go, only to find they’d put salt instead of sugar.

Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

And it takes your brain a moment to figure out what the hell is happening...like a complete out of body experience first thing in the morning

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

“We’ve replaced Che_Donkey’s normal morning sugar with crystalline LSD. Let’s see if he notices!”

Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

at first I was like, "Ha Ha! I get that reference."

then I realized how old the reference is ...

....now I'm depressed

Cethin@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Salt in coffee is actually a thing. I think it decreases the perception of the bitter taste or something? I don't remember. I just remember trying it and not caring for it, because I like the taste of coffee.

(It's a very small amount of salt though. Like a pinch in a cup is more than enough.)

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This was an undrinkable amount

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

It’s a lot, dammit!

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 2y

FAFO

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y

I actually do make my French Toast with salt and pepper. No sugar, except in the maple syrup. It's far superior.

Daxtron2@startrek.website · 7 pts · 2y

This is also why I like to use kosher salt, very distinct grains

Thrawne@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I mixed these up as a kid once. Worst jug of kool-aid i ever had. Fruit punch “sweetened” with salt.

spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

You put sugar on your French toast?

BOLOID@pawb.social · 3 pts · 2y

Tons, and cinnamon, flour, and a little bit of salt. I find that the bread dilutes the flavor, so i overload the batter to compensate.

I don't like bland french toast

Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

In the batter. Eggs, milk, sugar.

Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Probably powdered sugar, which makes op even more stupid. Jk he probably added powdered salt

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

Powdered salt is great for popcorn! Grind it up in a spice grinder and you get this terrible awesome superfine powder for popcorn

ME5SENGER_24@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

My parents store their’s like this. I thought I’d be a good son and make everyone bacon and pancakes for breakfast one day while visiting. Mistakes were made, good thing there was enough bacon to go around

Etterra@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

You did this to yourself lol

Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Murphy's law Op. Glad you learned about it on a non threatening scenario.

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Yeah good thing OP found out in a low stakes situation. Can you imagine if it was more serious?

“Cast your hope aside Mortal, for the demon Karanathaghar has set his eye on thee!”

“Oh I know. I’ve seen this in the x-files. I’ll just make a neat little ring of salt around me …”

“You sweeten yourself for me. Bwahahahaha!”

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y

That's really funny. I'm sorry for laughing at your expense

EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Savory french toast slaps. Put sum cheese on that bad boy

Acamon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah, I was confused about this... A little sugar won't ruin your French toast, and you can always salt it afterwards... I genuinely forget that people eat it sweet, I'm a cheddar and bacon boy myself.

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Yeah that’s just a ham and cheese sandwich bro

TotalTrash@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

But using as much salt they normally would use sugar? Most people put shitloads of sugar on french toast.

tomi000@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

You accidentally used sugar? Sucks

wjrii@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

I was assured by Ted Lasso that this will turn out okay.

Tuss@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I had nearly the same problem on new years.

Was going to put vanilla sugar in my whipped cream but accidentally put baking soda as its the exact same container.

lowmane@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y

Hi m moron, so infuriated