If the real world worked like Pokémon, what animal would evolve into what animal?

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 101 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Everything to crab

otter@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 2y

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation

Carcinisation (American English: carcinization) is a form of convergent evolution in which non-crab crustaceans evolve a crab-like body plan. The term was introduced into evolutionary biology by L. A. Borradaile, who described it as "the many attempts of Nature to evolve a crab".

Pretty neat

FrickAndMortar@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

This one’s my favorite!

HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · 1 pts · 2y

reject modernity, return to monkey. Reject monkey, advance to crab.

abominable_panda@lemmy.world · 88 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Caterpillar > Cocoon > Butterfly / Moth

Wait...

Clbull@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

The moth transformation occurs when the cocoon is near a lamp.

JamesBean@kbin.social · 66 pts · 2y

Hamster > Guinea Pig > Capybara

mizzyc@kbin.social · 56 pts · 2y (1 reply)

For sure guinea pigs would evolve into capybaras

max@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 2y

And hamsters into guinea pigs.

badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Gary Newman -> Gary Oldman

shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Gary Oldman -> Gary Oak

Nemo@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

–⟩ Gary Busse

Wiggums@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

the final phase

FrickAndMortar@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Lemming > Chihuahua > Honey Badger

Just angrier and angrier all the way through

shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

What level do we all evolve at?

golden_zealot@lemmy.ml · 26 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Shrimp > Prawn > Lobster

ripcord@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Aren't shrimp and prawn already the exact same thing?

Like mountain lions and cougars.

Fondots@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Shrimp vs prawn is colloquial, not a scientific classification, so it varies from place to place and person to person, and depending on the specific animal we're talking about, but in general

The ones we call shrimp tend to:

  • Live in salt water
  • Be smaller
  • Have curled bodies
  • Belong to the sub-order pleocytema
  • Have plate-like girls * gills*

And the ones we call prawns tend to:

  • Live in fresh water
  • Be larger
  • Have straight bodies
  • Helong to the sub-order dendrobranghiata
  • Have branching hills gills
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

gills?

Fondots@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

The organs that aquatic creatures use to breathe

Edit: I see now that autocorrect did me dirty

CrazyEddie041@kbin.social · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Tapir -> Rhinoceros -> Elephant

Alto@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Tapirs are one of those animals I always forget exist and am delighted when I am reminded of them.

Devi@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

That’s shrews for me. They’re like rodents, but way cuter.

fixmycode@feddit.cl · 22 pts · 2y

Ferret > Badger > Bear

Surp@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Female/Male Maine coon cat into male lion look with mane

seasick@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Corgi into German Shepherd into Wolf

SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Kanye West -> Kanye East

fixmycode@feddit.cl · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

this is only possible by trading the Kanye

Admetus@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

But also evolvable with the rare item: Kanye Shoes.

solitaire@infosec.pub · 13 pts · 2y
getoffthedrugsdude@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 2y

Vulture > ostrich

antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 2y

Alpaca > Llama > Camel

Yeast > Mold > Brie Rind > Chanterelle

Algae > Fern > Sunflower > Eucalyptus Tree

Squirrel > Raccoon > Bear

Deer > Elk/Caribou > Moose

Cow > Yak > Bison

Magpie > Crow > Raven

Ant > Termite > Bee > Hornet

Tick > Spider > Crab

Fox > Coyote > Wolf

Pillbug > Horseshoe Crab > Armadillo

ripcord@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Camels -> giraffes

Mango@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Elon musk > chimpanzees > humans

bitwolf@lemmy.one · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Salamander -> Turtle -> Seaturtle

Duck -> Flamingo -> Ostriche

Pidgeon -> Parrot -> Turkey

Hamster -> Ferret -> Prairie Dog

Chameleon -> Komodo Dragon -> Alligator

Mosquito -> Anteater -> Elephant

Anchovies -> Salmon -> Dolphin

Fox -> Wolf -> Bear

Cat -> Cheetah -> Mountain Lion -> Tiger

Worm -> Eel -> Snake -> Anaconda

Lesrid@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Mosquito

I see what you did there.

EpeeGnome@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Pidgeon -> Parrot -> Turkey

I think it would be Pigeon -> Parrot -> Pheasant -> Peacock, but then I don't know a lot about Pokemon.

Luminocta@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Duck-goose-swan imo...

Resol@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Llama > Alpaca > Camel

That one is kinda dumb but it's all I can think of right now.

bequirtle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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Resol@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Thanks for fixing it for me. :)

Wait, what would it look like with 3 humps?

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a Wump? We have a Wump with just one hump. But we know a man called Mr. Gump. Mr. Gump has a seven hump Wump So… if you like to go Bump! Bump! just jump on the hump of a Wump of Gump.

Resol@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Welcome to rhyme town, everyone.

DarkGamer@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y

Cat > Bobcat > Lion

Pooptimist@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Chimp to Orang utan to gorilla

swab148@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y

Monkey > Great Ape > Human

hperrin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Beetle -> slightly bigger beetle -> slightly bigger beetle

rmuk@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 2y

-> Paul Harrison -> John Lennon

FireWire400@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Kiwi > Emu > Cassowary

Urist@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Leeches -> businessmen

rmuk@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 2y

Landlords > Leeches

DemBoSain@midwest.social · 7 pts · 2y

Duck --> Crocoduck --> Crocodile

shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Waterbug -> Cricket -> Locust

Fun fact actually, crickets already evolve into locusts in the actual animal kingdom

ripcord@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fun fact actually, crickets already evolve into locusts

No they don't. Are you thinking of grasshoppers, maybe? Although that's not exactly true either.

shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Yes, sorry. But yeah, a grasshopper will, during a fertility shortage, go through a transformation and seek out a swarm of its brethren, forming what we call locusts.

They say there used to be more locusts in the US and Mexico than there were in the Sahara, but that when the Gold Rush happened, so many people passed along where the grasshoppers lived that the necessary numbers needed to make locust swarms was reduced by the constant tramplings of passerbies.

pjwestin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Anole > Iguana > Alligator

Mouse > Rat > Opossum

Armadillo > Pangolin

Chozo@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y

Goldfish > Swordfish > Megalodon

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

Weasel to ferret to mink.

orangeNgreen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fish would absolutely evolve into octopi.

ripcord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Cuttlefish -> Octopi

HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I don't know, but you know that big Agra is going to develop synthetic evolution stones to artificialy grow plants and livestock.

NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

Rare candy?

Exec@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Domestic housecat -> all big cats (like Eevee)

flicker@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Now I want to go do an ask pokemon on "if your house cat or dog were an eevee, what would it evolve to?"

Resol@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Cheetah > Puma > Jaguar > Panther > Tiger > Leopard > Leopard (snow variant) > Lion > Lion (mountain variant) > Maverick-

Oh wait, that doesn't work that way at all.

Exec@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Lion (mountain variant)

The thing you call a "mountain lion" over there in the US isn't a lion. It's a cougar.

Resol@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I am not from the US, but the reason why I called it a mountain Lion is because, these big cats are all macOS version names. That was the joke.

dumples@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Fish > Shark > Whale

inlandempire@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Here's a freaky one : Jaguar > Cow > Giraffe

FrickAndMortar@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Hmm… maybe Zebra > Okapi > Giraffe?

Lewistrick@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 2y

Isopod -> pangolin -> armadillo

Witchfire@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Pomeranian -> Shiba Inu -> Akita Inu (or maybe Malamute)

TH1NKTHRICE@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Frog -> Gecko -> Bird

Bonus - baby evolutionary form prior to frog: Axolotl

(Hyperlinks to specific species)

Gojimbo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Axolotl > salamander > giant Salamander

smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y

Mankey -> NPC

BlanK0@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

I think the biological evolution tree or whatever is the name would essentially showcase every evolution known so far 🤔🤔🤔

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Mouse would evolve to cat, cat to dog

MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
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smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
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HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · 1 pts · 2y
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