Mmmm bezos

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Elaine@lemm.ee · 39 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I’m a vegetarian, but I would be happy to let my dogs eat canned billionaire.

SasquatchBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Why would you do that to your dogs?!

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 26 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"Prime" Rib. Heh.

SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This meme is like and ogre. It has layers

Junkernaught@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

Makes you cry?

averagedrunk@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 2y (11 replies)

You can't really cook a person's rib primal the same way you'd do beef. People meat is not marbled like beef so you'd want to cook it low and slow with a lot of moisture.

So while you could have a people prime rib sandwich, it's not going to have a great texture.

milkytoast@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

and you know that how?

tdawg@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Don't ask questions just keep eating

CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

What's why you always smoke ribs. If you have the space, a nice long charcoal smoke for 12 hours for the full billionaire. If you don't have the space, then 4-6 hours for just the ribs.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

takes notes

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Slow cooking is the superior method of cooking meat anyway.

The only reason people prefer high heat cooking is because it's faster but I prefer quality over quantity ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Coreidan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

The only reason people prefer high heat cooking is because it's faster but I prefer quality over quantity

Texture

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Isn't a huge thing in the meat cooking world tenderness?

Because you will never have more tender meat than slow cooking and I'll die on this hill

Coreidan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Would you slow cook a burger? I suppose you could but I wouldn’t. I’d rather have the texture of a grilled burger.

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Slow cook the meat, let it cool, throw it on a grill to heat it up giving it the tenderness of slow cooking with that same char.

Coreidan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

If you’re throwing ground beef on the grill to char you can skip the slow cooking part as it doesn’t add any benefit. Being soft and tender isn’t what you want in a burger.

That is why texture is important. Searing is an important concept in cooking and this applies to burgers.

Anyway enjoy dying on your hill of messy mush.

Aux@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2y

No, the best way to cook meat is not to cook it at all.

Cargon@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Realistically, I wouldn't soil my body with their taint. But pigs and chickens gotta eat too.

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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Necrosynthetik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Nobody said you had to eat their taint.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

my new favourite is "space billionaires"

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I’m ootl with the Dale Earnhardt lefty and anti-capitalist memes… can someone explain? Maybe I’m just not wording it right but googling hasn’t really brought up an answer

ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It comes from a Facebook meme page called "The Ghost of Ol Dale Earnhardt". The creator said he was frustrated with alt-right people posting fake quotes on pictures of Southerners that made them seem like facists, so he decided to post fake quotes on a Southerner that make him seem like a communist.

I find it weird, but Americans love claiming that dead people support their cause. Like how Martin Luther King is both a progressive and conservative icon depending on who you ask. Same with the founding fathers.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y

I personally love it, as a southern-born, formerly right-wing American. Makes me smile every time. It's just the right amount of stupid.

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Not a uniquely American phenomenon

Zugyuk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I have heard that he prefers to be called Papa Bussy by his close friends.

rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Hold up, I specifically called dibs on the prime rib. That means you forfeit your claim to the ny strip.

Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

I heard that Bezos is feeding himself macadamia meal and beer fed Wagyu beef raised in Hawaii.

He will be so tender and marbled when he gets grilled up.

NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

"all right, I'll meet you in the middle. You still die but I promise not to eat your remains."

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Fuck the police? Eat the rich? No. Eat the fucking police???