709Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job theonion.comc/theonion · by Junkernaught@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1y · 20 comments
on MasterChef is ‘not real’ says former judge Marco Pierre White: ‘Don’t take it seriously’ · c/television · 29 pts · 6dRead this as "MasterChief" and I was so confused.
on Facebook and Instagram down in mass outage for thousands of users · c/technology · 5 pts · 25dTime for some people to touch grass
on A Microsoft researcher built a goat-powered LLM in Age of Empires II to prove it's not sentient · c/technology · 20 pts · 51dHOLY SHIT, AGE OF EMPIRES II IS SENTIENT
on Keir Starmer to step down as prime minister two years after historic election victory · c/world · 7 pts · 52dShe was a cabbage though.
on Open-World Games with Drivable Motorbikes? · c/games · 1 pts · 53dSons of the Forest. Technically.
on *Permanently Deleted* · c/selfhosted · 6 pts · 59dShe stole that whole bit from someone else's poem. Check it out.
on DOOM: The Dark Ages | Revelations - Official Trailer · c/games · 2 pts · 65dLong read but worth it. That Marty guy is a shitheel.
on LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight | Review Thread · c/games · 4 pts · 87d70 euro is an absolute joke.
on Weekly Recommendations Thread: What are you playing this week? · c/patientgamers · 4 pts · 113dDungeon Keeper. 1997 was just a couple of years ago... right?
on Docker is hard work · c/selfhosted · 4 pts · 130dOoh, thanks! Have been using the non maintained version, will switch.
on Spez (Reddit CEO) just put out an announcement talking about how they'll verify bots vs humans. Get ready for a wave of new users into the Fediverse pretty soon! · c/privacy · 1 pts · 140dWhen I read "log factory" I was thinking of Splunk or something similar. I'm tired.
on SelfHosting Guilty Pleasure(s) · c/selfhosted · -3 pts · 157dUse Watchtower. You'll miss out on this pleasure though.
on Hardest boss from act 1? · c/Silksong · 5 pts · 200dSo on my first playthrough I somehow convinced myself there was no way through the Blasted Steps and did the Phantom route instead. Phantom is a great boss, not too hard. Maybe easier than Last Judge?
on Matt Smith Says ‘House of the Dragon’ Season 3 Premieres August 2026 · c/television · 1 pts · 241dWhy are they bothering
on Half of Europeans see Trump as enemy of Europe, survey finds · c/world · 28 pts · 252dTrue, and I see him as an enemy of America too.
on The Rings of Power season 3 has finished filming · c/television · 6 pts · 276dWhen writing my comment I nearly said mediocre but then changed it. Mediocre felt generous to me.
on The Rings of Power season 3 has finished filming · c/television · 34 pts · 277dNot sure why they are bothering after churning out two awful seasons so far.
Such a pity, C&C3 was so good
Read this as "MasterChief" and I was so confused.
Time for some people to touch grass
HOLY SHIT, AGE OF EMPIRES II IS SENTIENT
She was a cabbage though.
Sons of the Forest. Technically.
She stole that whole bit from someone else's poem. Check it out.
Holy shit
Long read but worth it. That Marty guy is a shitheel.
You don't remember this iconic scene?
70 euro is an absolute joke.
Dungeon Keeper. 1997 was just a couple of years ago... right?
Ooh, thanks! Have been using the non maintained version, will switch.
When I read "log factory" I was thinking of Splunk or something similar. I'm tired.
Use Watchtower. You'll miss out on this pleasure though.
So on my first playthrough I somehow convinced myself there was no way through the Blasted Steps and did the Phantom route instead. Phantom is a great boss, not too hard. Maybe easier than Last Judge?
Why are they bothering
True, and I see him as an enemy of America too.
When writing my comment I nearly said mediocre but then changed it. Mediocre felt generous to me.
Not sure why they are bothering after churning out two awful seasons so far.