Filthy Casual Rule

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38 Comments

TGhost@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 2y (7 replies)

competitive sex = Porn,

jopepa@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Idk I’ve had a relationship where climax scores were kept. The opposite of casual sex might be a relationship between petty people.

TGhost@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Idk I’ve had a relationship where climax scores were kept.

Im not sure what to understand here ^^", Thats my english :(

The opposite of casual sex might be a relationship between petty people.

Well, in this case, cant we determine they are driven (as an example of what to do) by "Porn" ? 😀

jopepa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Climax score=number orgasms

No, porn wasn’t a part of that relationship. I was disagreeing with parent comment that porn is competitive sex. From my personal experience with a partner that made score keeping in the bedroom a thing and in doing so made sex competitive.

Rootiest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Fine if no one else is gonna ask:

Did you win?

jopepa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Yes we did

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No no, that wasn’t the question

jopepa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Why do you think that didn’t answer the question?

Bumblefumble@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Casual gaming implies the existence of formal gaming.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

We also have:

  • black tie gaming
  • business casual gaming
  • cocktail gaming
umbraroze@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

There are as many types of gaming as there are categories of clothing and apparel, then.

...Hazmat gaming: 1) (console gamers) doing couch co-op on someone else's couch and you really don't want to think about the condition of the couch in question. 2) (PC gamers) gaming while doing Half-Life cosplay? Dunno? Something???

lostme@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Nah, the opposite is formal sex which is when it's between two people with very tight schedules, so they plan it via email

Godnroc@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

To whom it may concern,

Regarding your proposal of "smashing dat ass", I am amenable. Is there a good time/day in your schedule over the next week? I could likely find 5 minutes Tuesday evening or Friday morning this week or late next week excluding Thursday.

Best, (Signature goes here)

Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

They shake hands before and after.

GluWu@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'm only silver, can anyone help me grind to platinum?

korok@possumpat.io · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

depends, does it help if you group with someone who’s in iron?

GluWu@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

Even better, I need someone to just crush all day. All that matters to me is making shots.

KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Man is it just me or is lemmy actually popping off lately?

assplode@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y

I've been thinking the the same thing! I'm seeing a lot more interesting content posted here

grue@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)
Gork@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

In April 2023, Swedish newspaper Göteborgs-Posten debunked the claims, stating that the Swedish Sex Federation's application for membership had been denied by the Swedish Sports Confederation (RF).

Booooooo :(

TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

so sad

GeneralVincent@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Personally I'm a sex speedrunner champ 😎

damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

And then there’s causal sex.

zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What if I want to.have sex faster than 300,000,000m/s?

drbluefall@toast.ooo · 5 pts · 2y

That would violate sexual relativity.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

My MMR for sex must be through the roof because I've never lost a match.

zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Does undefined count as through the roof?

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y

-1 means infinite doesn't it?

threethan@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y

You must play at least 10 rounds to be ranked. Single-player playtime does not contribute.

mosiacmango@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
SkyerixBOI@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh yeah now I feel motivated. -Vergil, probably

msage@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y

Nero:

SinkingLotus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If ranked competitive sex is a thing, then the number one in the scene must be Lisa Sparks for sleeping with 919 men in one day.

Toribor@corndog.social · 2 pts · 2y

Yup, that sounds pretty cumpetitive to me.

chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Barbados Slim got a gold medal in it.

pickman_model@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Yes. Much like sports, you have professional and high performance Olympic level.

sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

Man, I should play DMC5 again...