It is as that one streamer always says. If you build a thousand bridges and you suck one cock, you will not be known as a bridge builder, but as a cock sucker.

bitwaba@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That joke has been around a lot longer than streamers.

You build a hundred bridges you're a bridge builder.

You lay a million bricks, you're a bricklayer.

But you suck one dick...

hansl@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I’m pretty sure the sheep version is older than England…

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Scotland and Wales.

England fucked goats.

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

England fucked Scotland and Wales.

rtxn@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (5 replies)

The trick is to suck a thousand cocks so it's no longer noteworthy.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

In a row?

6daemonbag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

Plavatos@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Could take a while depending on the mean suck time. Maybe use a middle out algorithm?

Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

At one time.

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

"The Cocksucking Bridgebuilder"

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y

I like this version better than the goat version.

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I did love the random bridge crew people that we would never see again. One time they had One of the daughters from Cosby at the helm and she had like two lines.

kellyaster@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Whoa, no way! You remember which episode that was?

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

I want to say it was best of both worlds maybe? I'm blanking. It was a little later that's for sure

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (2 replies)

you fucking broke a planets weather control system bev tell the entire story

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wasn't that Worf? 🤔

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I've got a corkboard with yarn and it's the ghostfucking's fault somehow, I'm just too lazy to go over there right now

aaaa@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

It's funny, because she actually was called "the dancing doctor" and wanted to escape that title.

She sure did, so way to go, Ghostfucker

verity_kindle@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (5 replies)

When did Bev blow up a borg ship? She was badass in First Contact, btw. She took charge of all the bad shit when Picard was flipping out in the ready room.....

ricdeh@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (4 replies)

When did Bev blow up a Borg ship?

In descent, the finale of the 6th season of TNG

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Also one of the more practical looking Borg ships.

Still weirdly angular, but more befitting most other species.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Why shouldn’t a spaceship just be a cube though? There’s no air in space. CUBE.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

There's an air in space museum

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

It worked for the Vogons, right?

"On this particular Thursday, things were moving through the ionosphere many miles above the surface of the planet. Several huge yellow slab-like somethings, huge as office blocks, silent as birds, they hung in the air exactly the same way that bricks don't."

EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Just one time

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

The "new girl" is Ensign Taitt. I know from opening way too much of the Decipher Star Trek Collectible Card Game back in the day.

Hasuris@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Honestly I had no idea who she was when that geriatric woman turned up in Picard. I watched a lot TNG as a child but lost all memory of her.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (6 replies)

She's who they got to replace Pulaski in seasons 1, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7.

AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

sensible chuckle

bfg9k@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

ohoho

militaryintelligence@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I liked Pulaski. I said it.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I loved Pulaski. She was the only character who actually showed real development. She started thinking Data was just a machine and ended up accepting him as a fellow crewmember by the end of the season. Yes, she was abrasive. So was McCoy. So was The Doctor. People didn't like it because Crusher wasn't abrasive.

Also, Diana Muldauer is awesome, which is why she was on TOS as two other characters as well.

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I disapprove of you.

constantokra@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 2y

Absolutely Savage.

Couldn't possibly disagree more, but I love it anyway.

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

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WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

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