Usually because 1) we force breed cows to keep them constantly pregnant and milking, 2) we bred cows to produce ungodly amounts of milk, 3) we kill the veal at birth so we "have to" milk the cow. So yeah, they suffer so much that some seem to beg to be milked
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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 68 pts · 2y
I'd milk a person, assuming it was consensual.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 2y
You'd... milk someone without consent?
jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
We do it to cows all the time, why not?
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2y
I've never done anything to a cow, except once fed one apples, over a fence.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y
Most people certainly paid someone to do it though.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y
No one paid me to feed the cow those apples, I did it out of my own free will.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
I'm talking about milking the cow, sorry. Not about the apples.
Brcht@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2y
jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 2y
Usually because 1) we force breed cows to keep them constantly pregnant and milking, 2) we bred cows to produce ungodly amounts of milk, 3) we kill the veal at birth so we "have to" milk the cow. So yeah, they suffer so much that some seem to beg to be milked
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 2y
themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y
Yo, breast milk is a valuable commodity. $5 for two people is a fucking steal.
Norgur@kbin.social · 37 pts · 2y
No one said you could keep the milk
NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y
I’m still in
Norgur@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
and nobody defined, what "milk" is either. And where it comes from. Be careful, friend. Some offers are just too good to be true.
NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
I’m. Still. In!
CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I mean, as a bisexual, it’s a win win scenario.
GluWu@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
It ain't much, but it's honest work
match@pawb.social · 18 pts · 2y
Nobody guaranteed breasts
glibg10b@lemmy.ml · 35 pts · 2y
The $2 price increase is unjustified. It's the same amount of nipples either way.
miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y
Nipples?
jaschen@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 2y
Any opinion on the 5$ price?
lugal@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
You're out of line but you are right
The_Lopen@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Damn they're right both ways too.
Visstix@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
So the piss knights are only from 5 to 7 pm?
TeddE@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Private golden adventures available. Inquire within.
Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
At first I didn't realize you'd get to keep the milk at the end of it and I thought a farmer was charging people for doing his own job lol
Zoidberg@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
Uh oh... Looks like someone chose the $5 option...
https://youtu.be/GKOMavMPpUM?si=hW84O03Xb_PwAF7z
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surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
You chose...poorly
AtariDump@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
In rural areas you need to specialize in more than one thing. Ranch & sperm bank is't a stretch.
...and with better local genetic diversity you get less Trump voting dipshits.
TheControlled@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I'm going with "people" meaning two happy, Californian, lactating women.
Catarinalina@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
not that there's anything wrong with that
Brekky@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I did this at the MD state fair. It was fun :)
Stache_@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Do both people get to milk the cow at the same time? That’s what I’m wondering
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
No. Pay $5 to milk two people.
fl42v@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Or you pay $5 to get 2 ppl. Idk, mb they have too many spares.