Wow. Purple is my favorite color and this still makes me want to vomit. The white walls are really jarring. The floor is pretty slick, but not at all right for a kitchen. This is awful in every conceivable way.
I love purple and I even love cabinets with some color in it. But this ain't it, chief. It's like they deliberately chose the most vibrant and gaudy color imaginable.
I cannot even believe this is the actual color. It looks so bad plus there's just something off about the color of light coming through the window. Imagine if the saturation was less and it was a little more red. It'd be a perfectly normal color choice in that case. Hard to say if it's just the photo or not, or if it was photoshopped to exaggerate a slightly-off color.
Most listings have their photos over saturated and the shadows lifted to make things appear brighter and more colorful. In this case, it's like a flash bang.
It isn’t the blue sun…or is it? Sunlight when outside doing a long exposure is blue. But this is more due to the atmosphere than the sun. This is why “daylight” light bulbs have a bluish tint. The sun itself is not blue, it is just the atmosphere interacting with it that change the way we perceive the light on objects from it.
Doung this for yourself ? All the power to you, it's unhinged, but in a fun way.
Doing this for resell? I know that people are tired of bland greige houses, but you may want to tone it down a bit.
Apart from the colour, what is up with the scale of this kitchen? The top looks to be about knee high. The weirdly tall upper cupboards and the angle of the pic make it so odd, is the ceiling at like 2m?
Yo dawg, i heard you like Chinese porcelain kitchen ware so i made your kitchen look like Chinese porcelain so you can prepare Chinese porcelain dishes while standing in Chinese porcelain
37 Comments
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 67 pts · 2y
Wow. Purple is my favorite color and this still makes me want to vomit. The white walls are really jarring. The floor is pretty slick, but not at all right for a kitchen. This is awful in every conceivable way.
dingus@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
I love purple and I even love cabinets with some color in it. But this ain't it, chief. It's like they deliberately chose the most vibrant and gaudy color imaginable.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
I cannot even believe this is the actual color. It looks so bad plus there's just something off about the color of light coming through the window. Imagine if the saturation was less and it was a little more red. It'd be a perfectly normal color choice in that case. Hard to say if it's just the photo or not, or if it was photoshopped to exaggerate a slightly-off color.
dingus@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Might be a weirdly overly saturated photo. Sometimes I feel like real estate agents go a bit wild with the color alterations they do in photos.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
This is why you have accent pieces or walls and not an accent room.
KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
I could see like...a row of purple accent tiles in a backsplash. But fuck.
Quik@infosec.pub · 26 pts · 2y
The floor is incredibly cool tho
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
I hate it. It permanently looks like something has spilled on it
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Yeah... but that floor is what makes me think that all is just color edit of the image.
wolfpack86@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Agree 100% it's a photo shop.
Rooskie91@discuss.online · 25 pts · 2y
This has the aesthetics of spilled ice cream.
Cort@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Or a Smurf massacre
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
I’m thinking Two Scoops of drawer bases in every kitchen
celeste@kbin.social · 22 pts · 2y
Was something done in like photoshop with the colors in this pic? It looks off to me, but I'm not an expert.
Godnroc@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Most listings have their photos over saturated and the shadows lifted to make things appear brighter and more colorful. In this case, it's like a flash bang.
ebits21@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y
I originally saw this on my phone with a red light filter… I thought the cabinets were brown and the marble a bit much.
… now without the filter this is much worse lol.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
100% with you on this. The light coming from outside is blue? What planet has a blue sun?
itchick2014@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y
It isn’t the blue sun…or is it? Sunlight when outside doing a long exposure is blue. But this is more due to the atmosphere than the sun. This is why “daylight” light bulbs have a bluish tint. The sun itself is not blue, it is just the atmosphere interacting with it that change the way we perceive the light on objects from it.
Willy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
yeah it was shopped. you can tell by the pixels.
Stanwich@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Motherf#@ker stabbed grimace on that floor then dragged him out.
just_chill@jlai.lu · 17 pts · 2y
Doung this for yourself ? All the power to you, it's unhinged, but in a fun way.
Doing this for resell? I know that people are tired of bland greige houses, but you may want to tone it down a bit.
Hagdos@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
I think it's really awesome! But I would never want to live in it 😔
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
Apart from the colour, what is up with the scale of this kitchen? The top looks to be about knee high. The weirdly tall upper cupboards and the angle of the pic make it so odd, is the ceiling at like 2m?
Lath@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y
It's made for Barney the dinosaur.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Maybe Wario and Waluigi will take a tour after their honeymoon
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Marie Schrader posted this.
veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Fuck house flippers
fluxion@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Yo dawg, i heard you like Chinese porcelain kitchen ware so i made your kitchen look like Chinese porcelain so you can prepare Chinese porcelain dishes while standing in Chinese porcelain
ryathal@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
If the cabinets were more neutral it would be totally fine. A good shade of gray would make it look much nicer.
DrunkenPirate@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
Can’t understand „the market“: It’s a phantasic kitchen for blueberry pudding lovers
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Still on the market and still ridiculous, but somewhat less purple.
https://www.domain.com.au/3-10-meadow-lane-conondale-qld-4552-2018585659
Xatix@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Thats a different one according to the comment on the original post where you took the link from:
https://aussie.zone/comment/6739229
Edit: Don‘t look at the floor of the billard room
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Ah, sorry.
thepixelfox@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
They really like a lot of patterns and marble don't they. Christ. It's like the sample guy asked which samples they liked and they said yes.
Municipal0379@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Different house but equally awful imo. I did like the tree house.
Icalasari@fedia.io · 3 pts · 2y
I want this place
Because boy fuck it would be fun when high asf
wall_inhabiter@lemdro.id · 3 pts · 2y
androidul@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Snoop Doggesque kitchen style