Invite about a dozen friends/strangers/homeless over. Instruct them not to eat for at least eight hours beforehand. Also everyone brings dogs. Build a Jenga tower out of hot dogs on a smallish table of adequate height. Place dogs around the table in the "moat." Play Jenga with the hot dogs, consuming what is removed. If the tower collapses, the dogs attack the fallen food while everyone screams "meat feast" while downing shots. Person who broke the tower is dragged outside and beaten.
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OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
You could throw some kind of …sausage party.
dopeshark@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
I wonder what movie would they watch
lostme@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
If it's not Shrek I'm not coming
nifty@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Fantasia
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Prey.
It's fantastic.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
Do they prey on sausages?
PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Yeeah
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
These are my ingredients. Any ideas?
TotalFat@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Invite about a dozen friends/strangers/homeless over. Instruct them not to eat for at least eight hours beforehand. Also everyone brings dogs. Build a Jenga tower out of hot dogs on a smallish table of adequate height. Place dogs around the table in the "moat." Play Jenga with the hot dogs, consuming what is removed. If the tower collapses, the dogs attack the fallen food while everyone screams "meat feast" while downing shots. Person who broke the tower is dragged outside and beaten.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y
Now I want to see this as a saccharine page out of an old household tips magazine as a fun party idea for people on a limited budget.
PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I don’t see any mustard… I got nothing.
catsdoingcatstuff@lemmy.nz · 9 pts · 2y
Salad
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Dunno about you but I'm craving a hamburger bout now.
TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
cake. obviously. duh.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Lincoln log cabin
yarr@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 2y
bro we should meet up
JoShmoe@ani.social · 10 pts · 2y
It doesn’t matter what you cook. Either way they all end up in your butthole.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Life lesson.
wabafee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Circle of uhh life.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y
Beans.
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
You could actually assemble an entire pig out of that. As long as said pig consisted of only bollocks, lips and eyes
hperrin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
That’s my kind of pig.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Those are all cooked already. Just serve 'em.
GiddyGap@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Sorry, but American beef hotdogs are just the worst when you've tried hotdogs in other countries.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Gristle and noses.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
The noses make it smell good
lightnegative@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Beef?
In think you're mistaking them for beef-like products. I don't think they've used actual beef since they declared independence from Britain
saigot@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
Some beans would go hard with that.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
As long as I can wear my jants
Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Psychologist: Denim fridge isn't real, it can't hurt you!
Jridge:
(This is not AI, its real)
bruhduh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Konstant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y
Glizzidgerator
dutchkimble@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 2y
Call the guys over and have a sausage fest
krippix@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
Wurstfach
taanegl@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Postreader2814@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Looks like a highschool party.
Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
You could have a sausage party with all your guy friends.
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Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Burgers.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y
How many hot dogs would you say you eat in a day, on average?
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Bleach7297@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Burgers it is!
KISSmyOS@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
"Why did I even buy all these? I'm vegan."