They rewrote the Bible for gen z’ers. They should do the same for scientific papers. I still wouldn’t understand a word they say, but it’d be hilarious.
This just reminds me that E=mc^2 is only a part of the equation. The rest is left out for most people because the result of the remainder has a negligible effect on the result unless you're traveling at incredible speeds.
Can anyone from gen z refute this? You relate to this deeply don't you? It's OK. Embrace it. Perms are your friend. They don't betray you at all. Look how good you look.
27 Comments
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 62 pts · 2y
If you resurrected Einstein and made him read this he would die again
kautau@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
He would recant the theory of relativity, taking all the evidence with him, and then disappear into a wormhole
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Nah man he’d giggle and ask for another hit from the bong.
zedgeist@lemm.ee · 49 pts · 2y
I hate everything about this. Well done.
FatTony@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 2y
This is like boomer humor, but for millenials. Dare I say, Millenial Humor.
jaybone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
So it skipped a whole generation.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Whatever.
Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
They rewrote the Bible for gen z’ers. They should do the same for scientific papers. I still wouldn’t understand a word they say, but it’d be hilarious.
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y
They what? I'm already stunlocked on the first sentence.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y
What’s the origin of the broccoli? Who decided children should look uniformly stupid again?
fsxylo@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y
We trained them wrong as a joke.
Diplomjodler@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y
Children will always choose the look that pisses off the old farts the most.
amansman@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
It is as it ever was.
jaybone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Let the days go by.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y
This just reminds me that E=mc^2 is only a part of the equation. The rest is left out for most people because the result of the remainder has a negligible effect on the result unless you're traveling at incredible speeds.
gndagreborn@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Honestly, albey looks pretty good with the mcfuckboy cut
OpenStars@startrek.website · 13 pts · 2y
The Rizz GOAT himself! :-P
TheControlled@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
I love these "annoying Gen Z" memes
Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 2y
Congratulations you're old and start nagging about the younger generation.
Go schedule your first colonoscopy ;)
TheControlled@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Had my first at 23. And I'm not nagging, I'm laughing. Stop being a bitch.
newtraditionalists@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
Can anyone from gen z refute this? You relate to this deeply don't you? It's OK. Embrace it. Perms are your friend. They don't betray you at all. Look how good you look.
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
I fucking hate this and shall therefore subject my friends to this atrocity
mo_lave@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y
Gyatt does not play dice.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
what a terrible day to have eyes
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Dat hurr is hella doe
maculata@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
I have no idea what language this is, but nevertheless I hate it.