Because it's not mortadella. It's American bologna, which is just a solid pink mass in the same shape of, but otherwise wholly distinct from actual sausage.
Because of capitalism. In the beforedays, capitalism was not around. Nothing was invented. But then came capitalism, and inventions were invented. Capitalism excels at inventing and re-inventing and re-bettering things, as cheaply as possible. That's how you get bologna chocolate cupcakes.
And that's why I spell Capitalism, "H" "I". I welcome capitalism in all it's beautiful plastic material forms, including chocolate balogna cups and popcorn buckets with fleshlight appendages.
41 Comments
Splatterphace@lemm.ee · 59 pts · 2y
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
"Yes I am looking directly at it."
devilish666@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
A sandwich but it's fecal matter instead 👍👍
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 35 pts · 2y
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Thanks, I have a feeling this is going to come in very handy 😄
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 14 pts · 2y
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Another banger! Have one of my favorites in return!
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Always happy for a good crowder replacement.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
The Hipstet Utseende.
GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
I'm sorry but we're going to have to ask you to leave.
(I feel like this might read bad... It's just a joke! ;P)
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
We would have accepted "get the fuck out."
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 2y
Remember to make a batch of half and half peanut butter and bologna for Halloween.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 2y
I love the way your mind works
DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y
!shittyfoodporn
orphiebaby@lemm.ee · -1 pts · 2y
c/stupidfood
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Pocketing this for April 1st
Bleach7297@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y
That's still a ways off, you'll ruin your pants.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I shat them years ago they're perfect for this.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I would absolutely eat like 10 of these in one sitting
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Glass of water but it's actually concentrated prussic acid.
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Okay I might just make these and leave them in the break room at work
p1mrx@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Seems risky, because people don't expect chocolate to need refrigeration.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Found the guy who isn't from Arizona
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
The Bologna Cup sounds like an award for excellence in disinformation.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 2y
Brb going to make an award panel, similar to the razzy award for acting.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
I thought it was a soccer derby.
TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
am i insane for actually wanting to try this
ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Don’t forget to add a layer of mayonnaise in between the bologna.
paddirn@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Everyday We Stray Further From God's Light
pdnq@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
Why is this mortadella without fat? A vegan one? Heresy!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Because it's not mortadella. It's American bologna, which is just a solid pink mass in the same shape of, but otherwise wholly distinct from actual sausage.
Starkstruck@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Usually I am against involving the police in non-violent situations....but I'm calling the police
tygerprints@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Mmmmm, balogna and chocolate in a cup. Why are we just now inventing this??
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Because of capitalism. In the beforedays, capitalism was not around. Nothing was invented. But then came capitalism, and inventions were invented. Capitalism excels at inventing and re-inventing and re-bettering things, as cheaply as possible. That's how you get bologna chocolate cupcakes.
tygerprints@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
And that's why I spell Capitalism, "H" "I". I welcome capitalism in all it's beautiful plastic material forms, including chocolate balogna cups and popcorn buckets with fleshlight appendages.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
ATBGE
Fridgeratr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Must resist downvoting......
blahsay@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Cursed
readthemessage@lemmy.eco.br · 1 pts · 2y
I love it!
orphiebaby@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y
c/stupidfood, please