MFW I get my news from memes

715 points · 61 comments · view on lemmy.world

61 Comments

PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works · 105 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That’s one way to get back into the EU ¯\(ツ)

Skua@kbin.social · 26 pts · 2y

Ahh, time to reforge the Auld Alliance then

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

Historically France has been the good guy in their wars

NounsAndWords@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 2y

If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.

True, regardless of the rest.

modifier@lemmy.ca · 52 pts · 2y (11 replies)

Macron has seemed rather bellicose of late...

Jaderick@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (10 replies)

Right? Who said this isn’t France’s plan?

Balinares@pawb.social · 24 pts · 2y (9 replies)

What would France even do with UK though, have you seen the absolute state of the thing?

Jaderick@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (6 replies)

First order of business: introduce quality cuisine to the savages

TheBat@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)
[ removed ]
modifier@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

I made this

You made this?

I made this

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Second order of business: pack up Stonehenge so that it can be maintained properly in the Louvre.

supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Now let's not overdoit, it's important to set up realistic goals!

Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

They've had a thousand years. I'm sure all they'll bring is another language update

Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Dunno if you can call snails and frogs legs quality cuisine.

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Just to taunt you, our usual casus belli

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

Now go away, or I will taunt you for a second time!

waigl@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y (21 replies)

What's this about the king treating his cancer withe herbs?

DessertStorms@kbin.social · 51 pts · 2y (16 replies)

Charles is a long time advocate for homeopathy, even appointed a homeopath as head royal doctor.

Albbi@lemmy.ca · 54 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Oh.

Oh yeah he dead like Steve Jobs.

Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The only good monarch...

Asafum@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is best served cold?

...no, wait. not that one.

Skua@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y

Ahh, Charlescuterie

DessertStorms@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

🤞🤞🤞

waigl@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Homeopathy is not "herbs", though. Compared to homeopathy, herbs as a medication would have seemed lika a sane choice. At least herbs actually do have some medically relevant substances in them sometimes. Probably not the ones you need to treat cancer, but still, a hell of a lot more than the literally nothing that homeopathy brings to the table.

evatronic@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

a hell of a lot more than the literally nothing that homeopathy brings to the table.

Lies. Homeopathy gets you a well hydrated corpse.

a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -1 pts · 2y

... with diabetes

DessertStorms@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You asked what it was about, and I told you.. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

You dropped this: \

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y (5 replies)

That isn't treating it with herbs. That's treating it with sugar pills.

ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 2y

*Plain water that was touched by a grain of sugar five vials back. But don't worry. The water remembers it.

MBM@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 2y
[ removed ]
Ephera@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
[ removed ]
DessertStorms@kbin.social · -2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'll be sure to pass your feedback along to the person who wrote the tweet.. 🙄

ItsAFake@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 2y

Can you also ask them where they left the remote for the games room tv?

Ashyr@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Or the missing princess of Wales? There’s a lot to unpack here.

klemptor@startrek.website · 31 pts · 2y (2 replies)

There's some conspiracy theory that something has happened to Kate Middleton because she had abdominal surgery earlier this year and hasn't been seen in public for a little while, and a poorly photoshopped image of her with her kids was recently shared.

frickineh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My guess is that she had a hysterectomy and has been recovering, but people are getting wild with the conspiracy theories.

ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

That's not even a good conspiracy theory. That sounds like a bunch of amateur crap. They need to step their game up. We have people believing JFK is coming back to claim the presidency.

geekworking@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y (4 replies)

No Thanks.

  • France
Dasus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)
CptEnder@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Fry and Laurie was so brilliant.

Dasus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Correction, "A Bit of Fry & Laurie" was brilliant.

Fry and Laurie are brilliant.

^Sorry ^for ^being ^pedantic

CptEnder@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

HAHA quite true

unreasonabro@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Heh heh hehnnm. Don't count your chickens before they've hatched, English...

Sincerement,

France

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 2y

I can tell this wasn't written by a real Fr*nch because you wrote "Heh heh" instead of "Hon hon"

9point6@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Tbh it would probably improve matters

Num10ck@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

imagine the improvement to the food

DessertStorms@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y

Only if they bring some guillotines along with them, and a way to get the British public to give enough of a shit to actually use them..

guyrocket@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y (5 replies)

What makes you think France is NOT looking to invade? Baguettes to Berettas, non?

D'accord! Pourquoi pas? Vive la France!

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Berettas are Italian

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Pretty sure they meant berets.

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Lol that would make sense

guyrocket@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

Ferme ta bouche.

Espèce d'andouille.

elxeno@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

oui

Hupf@feddit.de · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

After Brexit comes Annexit, powered by !noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Unfortunately the US is in a better position to annex England and maybe Wales, than the EU. I don't like having to absorb dad into our country without also including mom (France), but that's how it goes sometimes.

Tyfud@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
[ removed ]
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Flanders has mobilised at the channel.

superduperenigma@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

Hi diddly-ho neighborinos!

tombruzzo@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Don't make the royal family sound cool

topinambour_rex@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Or we would do like in the 1000s and let just one french duke goes.

casmael@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Are we up for Normans round 2? What do we do this time? I’m not volunteering to round up the fucking fyrd man fuck all that.

Hailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

July is going to be an interesting month

lingh0e@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

At least they ain't Hapsburgs. Actual blue blood.

state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y

It's Habsburg, after the castle in Switzerland, the original seat of great house HarkonnenHabsburg.