To think this guy was one of the most terrifying people of his time, and he looks like Danny DiVitto.
I guess as far as warlords are concerned…. He’s in good company. Maybe someone should do a study on the correlation of bullying and plots of world domination…
I mean napoleon couldn’t get away from the short jokes, for example.
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OpenStars@startrek.website · 85 pts · 2y
Slovene@feddit.nl · 49 pts · 2y
Did he have a magnumus dongus?
dalekcaan@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 2y
He had a Biggus Dickus
sjmarf@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
He has a wife, you know
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Quite the colossal cockus
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Velikus tičus
bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Magnum is already a latin word no need for the extra suffix.
Slovene@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y
Romanes Eunt Domus!
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 21 pts · 2y
That guy invented the salad?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
To think this guy was one of the most terrifying people of his time, and he looks like Danny DiVitto.
I guess as far as warlords are concerned…. He’s in good company. Maybe someone should do a study on the correlation of bullying and plots of world domination…
I mean napoleon couldn’t get away from the short jokes, for example.
OpenStars@startrek.website · 19 pts · 2y
I mean... those glasses on his face look awfully modern too...
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Thick frames like that? Positively ancient!
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
It’s because he had short legs and the jokes had long legs. It was quite impossible to outrun when every 5 of his steps equaled 1 of the jokes steps.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
the irony is he wasn't particularly short. slighty above average.
I wonder what Alexander the Great got made fun of for?
Darkard@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Possum tibi offerre ovum in hoc tempore conatur?
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
My god, he's beautiful.
CptEnder@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Peak masculine beauty
rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 2y
So they had glasses back then.
siderealyear@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Et tu, rum ham?
ZMonster@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Gail the Snail: Hey Jules, I'm giving this guy a handjob under the table.
Brutus: She's mashing it.
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y
It's the serial killer meme all over again