Caesar

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21 Comments

OpenStars@startrek.website · 85 pts · 2y

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Slovene@feddit.nl · 49 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Did he have a magnumus dongus?

dalekcaan@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 2y (2 replies)

He had a Biggus Dickus

sjmarf@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

He has a wife, you know

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Quite the colossal cockus

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Velikus tičus

bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Magnum is already a latin word no need for the extra suffix.

Slovene@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y

Romanes Eunt Domus!

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 21 pts · 2y

That guy invented the salad?

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (4 replies)

To think this guy was one of the most terrifying people of his time, and he looks like Danny DiVitto.

I guess as far as warlords are concerned…. He’s in good company. Maybe someone should do a study on the correlation of bullying and plots of world domination…

I mean napoleon couldn’t get away from the short jokes, for example.

OpenStars@startrek.website · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I mean... those glasses on his face look awfully modern too...

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Thick frames like that? Positively ancient!

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It’s because he had short legs and the jokes had long legs. It was quite impossible to outrun when every 5 of his steps equaled 1 of the jokes steps.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

the irony is he wasn't particularly short. slighty above average.

I wonder what Alexander the Great got made fun of for?

Darkard@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Possum tibi offerre ovum in hoc tempore conatur?

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My god, he's beautiful.

CptEnder@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Peak masculine beauty

rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 2y

So they had glasses back then.

siderealyear@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Et tu, rum ham?

ZMonster@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Gail the Snail: Hey Jules, I'm giving this guy a handjob under the table.

Brutus: She's mashing it.

therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y

It's the serial killer meme all over again