Coca-Cola Incredibly Hurt Nation Not Going To Try New Flavor They Worked So Hard On

https://www.theonion.com/coca-cola-incredibly-hurt-nation-not-going-to-try-new-f-1851369418

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ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (6 replies)

"Spiced" Coke, fuck that noise.

magiccupcake@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

God forbid they bring back a good, or at least popular, flavor like starlight.

Oh yeah and the spiced flavor is not great either.

Serinus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I'd try it, but it's double the price and half the size. I'm not paying 60 cents a can when I'm buying in bulk from the grocery store. 29-38 cents is about the right price.

trolololol@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh oh oh pumpkin spice soda

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

What have you done?

synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y

Like, what are we talking here, melange?

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 2y

I think spiced is their best flavor yet, but I've always loved ginger beer and cola.

Laticauda@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 2y

They're gone in a blink of the eye so why bother trying one, if you like it you'll only be disappointed when it's gone forever the next day.

pokemaster787@ani.social · 17 pts · 2y

Took one for the team and tried it

Painfully sweet even for a Coca Cola product. Reminds me of Jolly Ranchers and/or Swedish Fish but not in a good way (and I love Swedish Fish)

0/10

7/10 with rice

morphballganon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Just don't get rid of Vanilla Zero Sugar and we good

iheartneopets@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Where do you find those??? I've been watching grocery stores around me like a hawk, but all we ever get is cherry zero, and SOMETIMES cherry vanilla zero. I was starting to think coke just didn't want to make vanilla zero

ArugulaZ@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Spiced Coke is almost drinkable. I regret to say that Coke Space and the various other recent flavors do not meet that standard.

Blaster_M@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That is a headline word salad if I've ever seen one

can@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

The Onion is known for their accurate stature afterall.

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -1 pts · 2y (6 replies)
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That's how titles are supposed to be done in proper English.

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -7 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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WamGams@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Where you from, originally?

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
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Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I believe that's called a "title"

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
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