Jokes on you I was born under the bees and I have no friends. Checkmate, astrologists.
Immediately disappointed with that one flaw.
has 0 or more friends
There we go
What about me? I have -1 friends
For clarification: having an enemy is not enough to be qualified as a negative friend.
You have to have a friend who is entirely a drain on you and provides you with absolutely zero positive benefit to being friends with them.
Ah crap, now I have to make a spreadsheet..
Fucking check ✔️
Slowly learning to build positive influences in my life, out growing abusive patterns isn't easy.
Aww Hjala you divided them by zero or something
Oh my gods. That describes me to a T.
Me too. Looks like we were born under the same sign. We are ‘sign-bros’.
My mom mentioned she could see the stars from the pickup truck I was born in, so pretty sure I am technically sign of the bees, but this astrology stuff is such bullshit. I don't have a few friends.
The bot revolution has begun, they're meming at us now
Whoa, I was born at some point 🤯
Got 4 out of 5.
3 out of 5 reporting in. still hoping for the day when i can think a thought
Always better to vet thoughts when they come so only the best ones make it out.
7 things to look for in a Bees partner. Number 3 will shock you!
Sounds exactly like my mate Sergio from Rio.
Wrong kind of tree! Wrong kind of tree!
What about a midvert bien under the sign of the bees ?
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whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 84 pts · 2y
Jokes on you I was born under the bees and I have no friends. Checkmate, astrologists.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 2y
Immediately disappointed with that one flaw.
There we go
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 6 pts · 2y
What about me? I have -1 friends
flicker@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
For clarification: having an enemy is not enough to be qualified as a negative friend.
You have to have a friend who is entirely a drain on you and provides you with absolutely zero positive benefit to being friends with them.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Ah crap, now I have to make a spreadsheet..
franklin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Fucking check ✔️
Slowly learning to build positive influences in my life, out growing abusive patterns isn't easy.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Aww Hjala you divided them by zero or something
TheRaven@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 2y
Oh my gods. That describes me to a T.
fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
Me too. Looks like we were born under the same sign. We are ‘sign-bros’.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y
My mom mentioned she could see the stars from the pickup truck I was born in, so pretty sure I am technically sign of the bees, but this astrology stuff is such bullshit. I don't have a few friends.
DancingBear@midwest.social · 14 pts · 2y
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 1 pts · 2y
The bot revolution has begun, they're meming at us now
_cnt0@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Whoa, I was born at some point 🤯
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Got 4 out of 5.
affiliate@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
3 out of 5 reporting in. still hoping for the day when i can think a thought
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Always better to vet thoughts when they come so only the best ones make it out.
Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
7 things to look for in a Bees partner. Number 3 will shock you!
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 5 pts · 2y
Sounds exactly like my mate Sergio from Rio.
PriorityMotif@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Wrong kind of tree! Wrong kind of tree!
topinambourrex@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
What about a midvert bien under the sign of the bees ?