c/softwaregore · by testeronious@lemmy.world · 2y

Thank you Chase Bank

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40 Comments

FiniteLooper@lemm.ee · 54 pts · 2y (5 replies)

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Dasus@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Could've gone with Hristopher, I guess?

FiniteLooper@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y

I’d love to join a zoom call with a doctor and watching them try to pronounce that.

Kase@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Christofer

E: scrolled down to realize I'm like the third person to say this. So original 🙄🤷

orphiebaby@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

It's a nickname for Hristorectomy.

Threeme2189@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Krtsfr is as concise as can be

elDalvini@discuss.tchncs.de · 47 pts · 2y (13 replies)

Reminds me of this: Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names

Kase@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y

Lmao

Vent@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Name input should exclusively be an infinitely sized canvas, got it.

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Falsehoods programmers believe about names:

1. Names are representable using an n-dimensional infinite canvas. Nobody has a name requiring an (n+1)-dimensional representation.

SkyeHarith@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Strongly resisting the urge to rename myself to the concept of ℂⁿ⁺¹.

How do you spell it? You can't. Muahahaha

NorthWestWind@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (6 replies)

That's why you should store names as images

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Hello, I am 😘 😚 🫡. Nice to meet you

ICastFist@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How do you pronounce it? Kissy kissy salute?

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Please, just kall me Kiss.

JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

🎶 Thaaaaaat’s myyyy name toooo 🎶

RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

Impossible, no two people on earth have the same image name!

NorthWestWind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Most of the time I don't remember what I commented so me receiving this notification made me think you're one of those spam bots

TurtleTourParty@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y

One of my financial accounts wouldn't let me transfer money to another because my name wasn't exactly the same on that account.

echodot@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y

Alright alright but surely people’s names are diverse enough such that no million people share the same name.

Who thinks that?

There's about 5,000 people working at the organization I work at and there's loads of people who have the same name, first and last.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Christophe sounds cooler, anyway.

tkohldesac@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Every substitute teacher I ever had called me Christophe thanks to the school district’s character limit.

spiffynova@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

As a fellow Christophe, I too have seen this all my life.
It's comical that so many companies and systems just decided "No one will ever have a name longer than 10 characters, right?"

tkohldesac@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

It’s wild considering it was one of the most popular names for a while. There were 3 other Christophe’s in my class at one point.

ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

South Korea actually has a law that nobody can have names longer than 5 symbols since a traditional name is never longer than that and it's all their systems are setup to handle.

huginn@feddit.it · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Cristopher
Christophr
Christofer

So many options, so few letters

supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Chrstphr as well

Veneroso@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Malprctce, I was named after my uncle, he's in insurance.

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

This immediately made me think of Frozen. That's what having kids does to your brain.

_sideffect@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y

You write Chris, and then they lock your account because they think you're fraudulent

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)