Civilization is just a human zoo

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16 Comments

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 37 pts · 2y (2 replies)

No cancel sign means they are commanding you to feed your baby to the gators.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I think they're encouraging visitors to help enrichment for the gators by playing "bite the feet off the child" with them.

melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

I'm so sorry honey. The sign said I had to.

Sianna@feddit.de · 35 pts · 2y

No slash means it's mandatory.

Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y

God Damnit Steve, I can't believe we had to put up a sign about this.

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Thats where give treats at the petting zoo

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Waiter waiter! Please, another child!

Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
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adj16@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

You joke but I bet someone could make that argument in an American court

femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

No if it's not banned it's mandatory, the gater demands a sacrifice

Demdaru@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Reminds me of some drama where woman yeeted her child to the dingos..."But others were doing that (holding babies on thebother side of fence) too!". We are lost as a species.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Did Florida ban this yet?

Resol@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Is it just me, or does it look like the baby is peeing from the back of its ankle?

Man, I have an incredibly filthy brain.

Donkter@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

That's not an alligator, that's some sort of unholy abomination.

snek@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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boatsnhos931@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I shall name hims SIM-BA!! Jk Moses sounds super straight