And nobody will judge you for getting blitzed at brunch on mimosas!
However, I have learned that if you go to a cross-dress club (I actually really don’t know what the place was, or how to describe it, but it was like cabaret, I guess, with cross-dressers. Fucking blast!) and get blitzed on dollar mimosas -in the evening-, they will absolutely judge you :)
As opposed to Angelica, who is clearly a traumatized Rugrat, who is dealing with her little brother's death by imagining the adventures that he would have had with the neighbor's (also imaginary) kids, Chucky, Phil, and Lil
I had to think about it before I got it. Gosh, I remember when I was a hardcore (24/7 drunk) alky and that was how I drank. There had to be so much sugar in my OJ that I was killing myself almost as much from that as from the booze.
46 Comments
x4740N@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 2y
I don't get it
muffedtrims@lemmy.world · 164 pts · 2y
The cocktail made of orange juice and vodka is called a screwdriver
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 44 pts · 2y
Replace the vodka with champaign and it's called a Mimosa and it's fancy.
abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
I'm not having a glass of wine, I'm having six. It's called a tasting and it's classy!
AtariDump@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Ok Randy.
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 2y
And nobody will judge you for getting blitzed at brunch on mimosas!
However, I have learned that if you go to a cross-dress club (I actually really don’t know what the place was, or how to describe it, but it was like cabaret, I guess, with cross-dressers. Fucking blast!) and get blitzed on dollar mimosas -in the evening-, they will absolutely judge you :)
MonkderDritte@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
Combine orange juice with fruit wine and it's prickly.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
A mimosa is just breakfast alcohol.
MisterD@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Also the new Craftsman tools are nowhere as good as the original stuff.
I call it Crapsman tools
spiderwort@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Is it all craftsman?
I have heard it's just the craftsman power tools. Which I avoid. But I got a $100 impact driver that's still going strong after 4 years.
But the hand tools. Got a screwdriver. Seems ok.
Did they get sold to China?
sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
In Germany we just call this Vodka-O.
metallic_substance@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 2y
Hardcore boomer humor
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 36 pts · 2y
Good boomer humor
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y
unpopular opinion: A drink that's just booze and juice doesn't deserve a fancy name.
Where I come from, it's called Vodka Orange, or Vodka-O.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y
I'm a firm believer in that it's not a cocktail unless it has three or more ingredients.
WamGams@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 2y
That's what the ice is for.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Frozen water is not an ingredient.
LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y
No, it's two!
ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de · 11 pts · 2y
I'm guessing German rural areas?
Other notable mentions:
Vodka-Bull
Jäger-Bull
Jacky-Cola
Gin-Tonic (more common everywhere)
quicksand@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
I call it orange vod-juice-ka
SilverCode@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
I call it breakfast
spiderwort@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Consider the bloody mary.
Tomato. Arguably a fruit. Juiced. With vodka. A grind of pepper. Some other mysterious stuff.
Then a whole breakfast stuffed into the top. Celery. Pickles. Fried chicken. Go wild.
There's a deep beauty there. Beyond the hearty morning buzz.
SilverCode@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Ah, you talking about Second Breakfast!
SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
kameecoding@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
We literally just call it vodka juice
Nusm@yall.theatl.social · 24 pts · 2y
It took me waaaaay too embarrassingly long to get this.
morphballganon@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Don't use Tropicana. Use Simply.
Edit: Someone's downvoting this excellent advice?
Try the two side by side. It's night and day.
Zron@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I use Tampico
I’m too poor for the gallons of orange juice I’d need at a party
quicksand@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Sunny D gang in the house
spiderwort@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Most of the people here are feral rugrats. They would downvote the sky for being blue.
NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
That had better be a humorous attempt at hyperbole. If you're suggesting the sky is actually blue I'm hitting the downvote button SO HARD
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
As opposed to Angelica, who is clearly a traumatized Rugrat, who is dealing with her little brother's death by imagining the adventures that he would have had with the neighbor's (also imaginary) kids, Chucky, Phil, and Lil
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Rugrats_Theory
Liz@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y
Orange crush.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
The joke was on me because I had auto-rotate on my phone.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 15 pts · 2y
Has anyone else ever came to the realization that the screwing being driven by vodka+orange juice isn't related to construction? 😏
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2y
We meet again. Lemmy sure is small.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
That, or KOLANAKI is chronically online.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Same could be said about you, or me, for that matter
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Sure, but we're not talking about you or me. We're talking about KOLANAKI.
Decoy321@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It helps that their name stands out more since it's bold and in bigger font.
It also helps that they're genuinely cool people.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y
I had to think about it before I got it. Gosh, I remember when I was a hardcore (24/7 drunk) alky and that was how I drank. There had to be so much sugar in my OJ that I was killing myself almost as much from that as from the booze.
Klear@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Relevant Ryan George
redcalcium@lemmy.institute · 6 pts · 2y
One screwdriver please
Plavatos@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Is this the Bartender remake or whatever? Loved the first one.
redcalcium@lemmy.institute · 1 pts · 2y
Grand Blue
sarmale@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y
How many times was this image screenshoted and recompressed?