c/lemmyshitpost · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 2y

Tell Borts I said "Hi"

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106 Comments

Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 56 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I love how the first two names are the same real names and in alphabetical order, then the next one is nearly a real name, sounds nearly like the first two, and is nearly in alphabetical order, and from there on the names just get weirder and more out of order.

skulblaka@startrek.website · 11 pts · 2y

Watching an AI's sanity leak out in real time is fascinating

HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · 51 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My son is also named borts

Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

We need more Borts license plates!

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Hufflepuff class roster.

cryostars@lemmyf.uk · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Gryffindor Slytherin Ravenclaw Hufflepuff

Which one of these does not belong?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

It's me isn't it I'll pack my bags

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Jorch looks like he's repeating 12th grade for the twentieth time.

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 2y

And Chunus has been living in a cave since kindergarten

rem26_art@fedia.io · 32 pts · 2y

omg is that the yearbook picture of Jort, the inventor of Jorts?!??!!? no way!!!

taiyang@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I mean, not too far off from crazy American names Especially the one that's like someone was Ashleigh and wanted to be "even more unique".

I forget the source but I remember seeing a list of high schoolers in a town in one of the Dakotas. I swear Borts would be on that list.

Gabu@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Borts Impson

taiyang@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Humby Impson

Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Shamp. Fuckin Shamp.

sbv@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

It's always Shamp.

fernandu00@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 2y

Nice NFT collection you got there. If we were back in 2022 you'd definitely sell them for some eth.

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 24 pts · 2y

“Hammin, if you say ‘hey, guys, this party needs some Hammin up!’ one more time, I will leave your corpse in a dumpster.”

RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Are we censoring "AI" now to avoid social media filters?

skygirl@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Or just the auto-reply bots that swarm like flies on certain keywords

RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

That makes more sense

Infynis@midwest.social · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I like that it forgot it was putting them in alphabetical order halfway through the second line. Also, Foob and Fooby are definitely twins, and I would love to meet their parents

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 2y

Poor Fooly - they were triplets but he always gets left out.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I'm actually a little impressed that the words are at all legible. Dune of them even make sense. Which begs the question; how many goddamn Aidens are in this stupid country?

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Dune of them

db2@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The spīce must flöw

Etterra@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

*some lol

herrvogel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Legible text has long been solved. Plenty of diffusion models out there that can generate perfectly normal looking legible text. The words might be complete gibberish, but at least they're legible gibberish.

bilb@lem.monster · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My guess is that there was some guidance in the prompt for the names since a lot of them are similar.

MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I bet there was a little Photoshop guidance in there too

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Wonder what Chunus is up to these days?

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I heard he got big.

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Nah, that's his mate Chungus. This guy Chunus has been overshadowed for most of his life.

marduk@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y

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LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Aiden & Aiden? Their AI mom could've at least come up with 2 different names for her twin sons.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Borts is constantly being confused for Borts.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You might think so but the only Borts I would invite to my birthday party is the one on the right. The left Borts has a reputation for eating everyone's birthday cake.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

~~birthday~~ borthday cake

ftfy.

Gerudo@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm not shitting you. My distant aunt by marriage has 3 kids. Karen, Karin, Karyn

They are Hispanic and have a couple different accents to pronounce them different....but come on.

eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Antonia, Antônia, and Antónia.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Also, only two people named Aiden in the entire class and they're both spelled the same? Most unrealistic part of the whole thing!

Yankee_Self_Loader@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I’m sorry, were you talking to me?

Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

No, my sons are also named Borts.

SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

No way Borts and Chunus are in the same grade.

nublug@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

aiden aiden braiden bootus borts borts is poetry

edit: oh fuck it's brIaden wtf damn. bootus borts borts is good tho

SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 2y

It's Briaden

DrDominate@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

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elliot_crane@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

I heard that left Borts was a little bit too interested in WWII history..

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Remember Asheliigynne

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 2 pts · 2y

I got the t-shirt that I only wore once to the candlelight vigil. Eventually, I’ll put it in a trash bag with a bunch of other stuff I don’t wear, and donate it at a clothing drive.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Kill Asheliigynme, fuck Furtus, marry Borts (yes both borts).

Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Bootus got dem DSLs though

PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y

You'd think AI would be better at replicating text and font, it's quite possibly one of the most intentionally consistent forms you could possibly analyze.

Skates@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 2y

Gotta suck being a teacher for this class when you just know Jorch is gonna end up framed by Tom Riddle for opening the chamber of secrets.

SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y

How could I forget the Crabbe Brothers, good ol' Shimp and Shamp?

AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Those names. I'm cryyyyyin 🤣

salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Tag yourself, I'm Foob

dessimbelackis@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

I gotta be Shamp. But you know what they say, better Shamp than Shimp.

owatnext@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I'm Ashelyginne

sbv@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm Jorch. You seen Hogby around? We kind of fell out of touch after that thing with Hunby.

meco03211@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Were you named after a jean torch?

marduk@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y

Jorch all day, buddy

abbadon420@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

Hobem -> hold them doors

Gabu@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Chunus is friend-coded. Well, more-so canadian woodcutter coded, but he looks friendly.

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Hunby looks like he'll offer you a sports car if you're the last person to take your hand off it.

TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What kind of AI would name their kids like that.

lseif@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y

one which is built to generate images, not text

cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

Come on jorch, you're just upset someone else gets to use your name.

sagrotan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Awelsh guy orders a gin: "A shelii gynne"

Randelung@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hey shamp, how was sshool?

TheOakTree@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Hey I'm not Shamp, I'm Shimp! Get your names correct, shilly!

Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is giving me big Mrs. Munger's Class vibes, I love it. And I love that this reminded me of some nonsense I watched when I was a kid. Fucking Mahoot always got me.

PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 3 pts · 2y

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MonkderDritte@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y

Jorch without beard is Jort, lol.

trslim@pawb.social · 6 pts · 2y

BOOTUS ENGAGE!

AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That guy is smiling suspiciously much for someone who is currently spending time in the vicinity of a large quantity of third graders whose mother named him Bootus

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I think Humers is smiling for a different reason...

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

None of them will ever find a fake license tag at an amusement park, and that's just sad.

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Just add an S to the BORT license plate.

konalt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There's some hope for the Aidens.

pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

What about good ol' family values Chunus?

Kurzweil@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

This has some real Bobson Dugnutt energy.

EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Hi Borts!

saltesc@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

It looks like a home school yearbook and uncle grandpa brother Jimbus hasn't included spreading the gene pool in the science curriculum.

vitriolix@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Jorch over here looking like a yeti

pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

And Jort looks like someone who spends their weekends hunting yeti

MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (8 replies)

no to rain on the parade but this is definitely human made content pretending like it's some weird AI shit. the names are way too obvious. Only a person trying to make a funny meme would put "broop, fooby, foob, shimp" in there.

yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com · 14 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Literally first try and not even using a seed of a yearbook snippet. If I used a seed it would be even better. Used Dalle3 with prompt "school yearbook with names".