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What will happen next?

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41 Comments

adj16@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Honestly guys I think we should just let her have this one. I think she needs it.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Totally agree.

Madison420@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

She looks like shaggy 2 dope of icp.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggy_2_Dope

MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Maggie 2 Dope

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 50 pts · 2y

Drawing them yourself shouldn't count

arymandias@feddit.de · 45 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I know there are a lot of upper-class Tories with a stick up their ars that voted Brexit, but if I think of a Brexit voter this is what I see.

then_three_more@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They're called Gammons

arymandias@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y

Hey, let’s not resort to racial slurs.

(Btw love the picture they chose in the article.)

matrixrunner@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Groucho Lookin' Good

Liz@midwest.social · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well that photo is the first photo to make me realize Groucho Marx's eyebrows and mustache were extended with paint.

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y

I never noticed Cesar Romero's Joker just painted over his moustache either.

Couldn't really tell on a 14" TV on the other side of the room.

MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 23 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Americans have to use meth to get that kinda glow-up. Damn, Britain.

then_three_more@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

She's from Lincolnshire, so her father is probably her brother.

gmtom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Oi, this is slander, we might be one of the most awful places in the country, responsible for giving the world Doncaster, Grimsby and Scunthrope, but were not Norfolk.

ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Body dysphoria is a real thing.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Yep

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Nasty teeth even by british standards

RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Damn, she drew such big brows and you still noticed her teeth.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Any good horse trader would

Nathanator@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Dentistry, one might hope.

Altomes@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y

Quick someone get this women a Faygo

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (12 replies)

They're not eyebrows if they're painted on. They're paint.

And why do Europeans have such janky teeth?

sirico@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 2y

Because putting bits of plastic over them and pretending they're good never took off here

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's the British who have janky teeth. We make fun of them for that too.

ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y

I usually just make fun of their horrible cuisine. Who in their right mind would eat bland mashed peas?

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 2y

Because over the last 14 years, the Tories have annihilated NHS dentistry.

Growing up, I'd see a dentist every 6 months or so for a checkup. About ten years ago they swapped most people to appointments every year. Then about 3 years ago they sent me a text telling me that my dentist had left, and they'd tell me when they had another. Given they haven't contacted me since, I'm assuming that was a typo, and what they actually meant to type was "fuck you".

OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (4 replies)

They probably have a shit dental system.

Kinda like how places with poor social safety nets have a bunch of homeless people, or places with bad sex ed have a bunch of pregnant teenagers.

then_three_more@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

It's more that dentistry is more about health than cosmetics.

Z3k3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Can confirm the UK is in the middle of a dental crisis.

My own experience was waiting on a list at the practice the rest of my family goes to for 5 yrs before they admitted they are short on dentists and haven't been able to fill spots.

I then had to spend an afternoon phoning around 40 of the local dentists looking for someone that could put me on there books.

On the up side I am getting the tidy up work I have needed since just before lockdown on the teeth I smashed as a drunk teen at last

Railing5132@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Oof, that stung.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y

Prob tattooed on which is a big thing these days for some reason.

TTH4P@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Those are also paint.

Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

Brits, not all of Europe.

Omgboom@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2y

Her mouth looks like she just got done eating a whole sleeve of Oreos and forgot to wipe her face

Scheisser@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

So there are juggalos in the UK. TIL

partizan@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

those are not brows (no hair involved), its just stupid warpaint.

Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

The only person who will beat her record is herself

MrNesser@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

She looks like a motorbike did skidmarks on her face

bluewing@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

I think Groucho did it better. Though if she grew a mustache she could be close.

don@lemm.ee · -2 pts · 2y

sus