Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say "no hetero", and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.
I see that people could get this idea and its worded like that in the greentrxt but people with half a brain would go: "congrats, you just found out that you are bi"
Sounds like it overloaded on sex and rebooted while they were having sex with a woman. Like holding the analog stick of your controler when turning it on.
42 Comments
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 116 pts · 2y
How do you accidentally have sex?
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 2y
You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.
AtariDump@lemmy.world · 86 pts · 2y
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
It’s like a cartoon of my life!
… ok not really.
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 2y
You’re not the guy pushing the service cart?
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Man, MTV must have been so cool
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y
Only ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say "no hetero", and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
"No Hetero" 🤣
Made me laugh way too hard.
I'm saying that to women that I just want a platonic relationship with now.
Anamana@feddit.de · 28 pts · 2y
troybot@midwest.social · 23 pts · 2y
There'd be no way of knowing
AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Haha thanks, I forgot about this gem!
Think it might be time to rewatch the office!
Leviathan@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Fiction
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 2y
lots of alcohol I'm guessing
lemurian_time_sorcery@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
how do you not
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
Lots of alcohol usually
PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 2y
Exactly. It's probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.
morphballganon@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Why would this story compel anyone back into the closet?
PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
It pushes the idea that gay people can be "cured" with straight sex, which was extremely popular with homophobes in the 80s and 90s.
Obonga@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y
I see that people could get this idea and its worded like that in the greentrxt but people with half a brain would go: "congrats, you just found out that you are bi"
PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
The fact that it doesn't reach that incredibly obvious conclusion just makes me even more skeptical. He specifically says he's straight now.
Obonga@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
Well i guess 4chan is not a stranger to different kinds of phobias so your take makes sense
Num10ck@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 2y
labels are for jars.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 2y
Of for my fuck boy. He has a label with my name.
humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
Minecraft is gay
GluWu@lemm.ee · 65 pts · 2y
Go two knuckles deep and hold the cum button until you reset to the factory settings.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 2y
careful not to also press the taint, or you do a screenshot
Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Another picture of a pocket?
spiderman@ani.social · 5 pts · 2y
pussy so good boy got a factory reset
Omgarm@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 2y
Sounds like it overloaded on sex and rebooted while they were having sex with a woman. Like holding the analog stick of your controler when turning it on.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
Isn’t that called masturbation?
RegalPotoo@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y
Take it out/blow on it/put it back in
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 34 pts · 2y
peNES
Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
peSNES
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
peN64
GlitterInfection@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
Pegging is fine, I guess.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
thantik@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
Become such a degenerate that you loop back around...
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
a l i a s i n g
Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
My preferences have heavily shifted.
Used to do guys only but now I'm more into women. Not that I ever say no to a man who grooms himself well.
janus2@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 2y
when the pussy so good it make ya do the Windows 95 logon noise
summerof69@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
I too am afraid of having an accidental sex with a woman.
JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works · -12 pts · 2y
There are no gay people and there are no straight people. These are words made up to make pearl clutchers more able to digest deviant behaviour.