save me ru(d)e

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25 Comments

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 84 pts · 2y (5 replies)

What Morty-esque way would you inevitably still fuck up whilst having the ability to quicksave? I'd end up hitting the button as I fell over trying to get out of the way of a moving car so loading the save just results in a looping death.

Technus@lemmy.zip · 34 pts · 2y (3 replies)

TFW you end up in an accident which leaves you in a persistent vegetative state and you forgot to sign a DNR so your family just keeps you alive like that instead of letting you die so you can reload your save.

Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I mean, when you eventually died, you’d get back to your last save, and since you’re unconscious, it would still feel like nothing

Technus@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But what if you're conscious the whole time (locked-in syndrome instead of vegetative state)?

laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Then you'll have a lot of time to plot your revenge

LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

I had a looping death quicksave once in Skyrim that lost me hours of progress

BenchpressMuyDebil@szmer.info · 81 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Would you like to go on a date with me?

Eww no

quickload
puts on fedora hat and sunglasses +2 CHR
consumes every drug in inventory
accidentally takes psycho
ROAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Would you like to go on a date with me?

ErKaf@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Well what's her answer now?

Enkrod@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y

fedora hat and sunglasses

HELL NO!

BenchpressMuyDebil@szmer.info · 4 pts · 2y

Heh, scared of the sight of your own blood?

a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

becomes hostile

Titou@sh.itjust.works · 71 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That's big green flag to me

germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 2y (3 replies)

It would be if it’s a NV quicksave

Titou@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You can change the HUD to green on NV

germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah but yellow looks better for nv

derpgon@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y

I mean, FO3 or NV, both are green flags. Now, 76 would be huge red flag lol.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Me: "Do you have any coffee cake left?"

Starbucks Employee: "Sorry, just the one that's sitting on display"

Quicksaving...

Sop@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y (7 replies)

That would be such a turn off for me. Have way too many bad experiences with insecure partners

ErKaf@feddit.de · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This looks insecure because he "saves" but well its just a joke and you actually need to be very secure to risk ruining your question with this joke if she doesn't get it. He isn't saving, he is risking more for a joke. This man is very secure.

Sop@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 2y

In my experience that’s not how it works. Insecure partners are often very open about how insecure they are

p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

It's literally a joke. You are clearly not the target audience. I think it's funny, and any girl dropping that on me while we're talking would be a good choice lol. If you can't even see this as the joke it is, you must be fun at parties.

Sop@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Sorry I wasn’t aware that the fun police would be here to gatekeep the comments lmao. I’m just making conversation, sharing my experiences. It’s not that serious.

I know it’s a joke, it just reminded me of the people I knew who would do such things irl and I cringed because of how bad partners they were.

p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You are using a silly, stupid joke to completely label someone you know nothing about. This isn't gatekeeping its just an opinion on your opinion. That's all I'm saying on the matter.

Sop@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I’m not labelling anyone? You’re the one who seems to make pretty harsh conclusions based on very little information. I’m just sharing my experiences. Read our conversation back and you’ll find a stark difference in tone between my comments and yours.

p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

My tone isn't something I'm denying here. I am annoyed at your response because it comes off very, very judging. This is a pick up line I would use. I'm in a very healthy relationship. Your judginess isn't a good look, and I don't like it. Nothing further to discuss here. It's fine if you disagree, this is the internet after all.