He may try to sleep with you

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34 Comments

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 85 pts · 2y (4 replies)

abbadon420@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y

Well, that's a clear sign that you're wasting a lot of time.

Pinklink@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I did not. Still enjoyed it without context though

fl42v@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)
toynbee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I saw that post earlier, but it seems in the picture like the demon (or whatever, I don't want to pigeonhole) is saying "Kevin" rather than being labeled such. I didn't get it until you connected the dots, so thank you.

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y

That's a cool looking dog

someguy3@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Luckily a door will stop him.

protist@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But...he's already through the door...

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Not my butthole door.

sxan@midwest.social · 18 pts · 2y (6 replies)

You look cold, Kevin. Hop into bed; it's warm under the covers. No hanky-panky, mind you! I'm a married man.

GluWu@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Hey Kevin, come to my house, we can hanky-panky.

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Hey Kev-o! I'm not playing games over here. I got a nice, soft butthole waiting for you whenever you're ready. Lube's in the top shelf.

GluWu@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

FUCK ME IN THE ASS, KEVIN.

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

*runs, screaming, backwards, directly at Kevin, while holding my anus open with my fingers.

sxan@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This thread went in an unexpectedly 4chan direction really fast.

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

No. If this was /b/ somebody would have posted a webm of somebody getting their face cut off by now, probably followed by porn. We're safe.

DenizEfe@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Hear me out

DenizEfe@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y

He looks breedable

Sunsethughes@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Those fingers though

Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

I really just need someone, anyone to cuddle.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Those of us on Ten Forward have our own Kevin. A better Kevin. A Kevin we all wish we could be.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Kevin I'm trying to sleep you can sing in the morning

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Kevin sings when Kevin wants.

fl42v@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

That's kinda what I've imagined as well

distantsounds@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There is a cleaning fee to consider, Kevin

paddirn@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Kevin gonna be makin’ me nut all over the place.

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'd still make room for him. Hop on in buddy.

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Snuggle buddy for life!

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

🥰

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
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MonkderDritte@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

Thanks no, he snores.

ComradeR@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

No problem for me! But I'm farting a lot today. I hope Kevin don't mind it...

Nom@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

451966

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

This whole message is an edit. I had originally posted the screen cap that this post was referencing....I didn't read the title and thought the screen cap was just a coincidence.

Moral of the story: read the title before posting. Haha.

PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

At least he doesn't have his great and mighty vampire wizard gun!

valid@lemmynsfw.com · -13 pts · 2y
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