They say your body is the only instrument that doesn't require any lessons

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DopePriest@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 2y

I hate this so much. Enjoy your upvote.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 58 pts · 2y

screaming slide whistle noises

clark@midwest.social · 48 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I’m a woman and still I find this meme gives me the heebiejeebies. Stop that.

aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 2y

You have a urethra, too. And you can even put things in it. Stop supporting the patriarchy.

OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y

We've all got a urethra.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 40 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I mean how else are you supposed to unclog your cock?

snooggums@midwest.social · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A bamboo chopstick would be better for the environment.

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Extra splintery

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

I usually use the heel of my hand and hit it right on the 57.

Toldry@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Pee

sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Why?!?

Vej@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y

It's fresher this way.

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y

So it doesn't stain or errode your teeth.

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Would an internally rifled straw provide maximum jizz ballistics?

PainInTheAES@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

ATACOOMS

Num10ck@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (14 replies)

i know some people are into this and its called sounding, but i dont know why they would like it?

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y (6 replies)

there used to be a coffee shop in London that had a huge glass display case of penile sounding rods

modifier@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 2y

I just know that my brain unilaterally decided to made room for this fact in deep storage immediately, I just wish I knew how important whatever got tossed to make room was.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Did you use past tense because they sold out?

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I think they were a victim of the pandemi

refalo@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

why are letters disappea

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Could be an attempt at a plural

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

That's enough, knoc

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There are more nerves inside the penis than outside.

Toldry@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Are there actually?

PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com · 11 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Because once you get good at sounding, you can get a hollow sounding rod inserted in there and get your partner to pee in your bladder so you can pee it all back out all over him.

Not that I know anything about that.

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y

Well, that's enough internet for today.

daltotron@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

woah, that's like advanced piss docking, I've only seen that in my animes. nice.

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

I think it is a masochism thing

nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 2y

more of a trombone situation really

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y

Stop that

FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Thanks. This is definitely something I needed to see while eating

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Is this around when you normally eat? I would like to schedule sending this to you on a daily basis.

FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I eat when I’m hungry AND remember to eat

Those conditions must both be met so you will never track my eating habits

HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Alexa, set reminder on this guys eating times

Well, you're fucked now

FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

NOOOOO HEALTHY HABITS

MY ONLY WEAKNESS

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Or have I planted a seed in your mind so now it will pop into your head when you eat all by itself.

FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Dear god too powerful

Edit: spelling

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 2y

You ever accidentally stab your mouth with a straw?

Yeah. Imagine that but like a bajillion times worse.

Vej@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

Where do I find this level of unhinged memes? I mortified my friend with this. And he requires more.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 2y

The numerous amount of people who suck at singing without lessons prove that addage incorrect.

DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra, and sometimes when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likable people who love each other, where, you know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes, everything's gonna turn out okay.

Baylahoo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I can vibe with this. Better use a straw to help protect from those kicks to better enjoy the show.

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

It doesn't require lessons and it sounds good.

So i heard.

TerraNova@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

Urethra, I have found it!

nxdefiant@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y

Yo Bro, Nah.

FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Lol more like me_irl, amirite fellas???

blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

relatable

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

The only thing I can explain how uncomfortable this is to read is that it's like trying to imagine scraping your nails on a old timey chalkboard

Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

"yo yo ma!"

-Kramer

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

"They" are more than a few bricks light

Toes@ani.social · 1 pts · 2y

Once you develop calluses it gets good

RedditWanderer@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y

/r/enoughinternet