I just know that my brain unilaterally decided to made room for this fact in deep storage immediately, I just wish I knew how important whatever got tossed to make room was.
Because once you get good at sounding, you can get a hollow sounding rod inserted in there and get your partner to pee in your bladder so you can pee it all back out all over him.
Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra, and sometimes when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likable people who love each other, where, you know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes, everything's gonna turn out okay.
56 Comments
DopePriest@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 2y
I hate this so much. Enjoy your upvote.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 58 pts · 2y
screaming slide whistle noises
clark@midwest.social · 48 pts · 2y
I’m a woman and still I find this meme gives me the heebiejeebies. Stop that.
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 2y
You have a urethra, too. And you can even put things in it. Stop supporting the patriarchy.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
We've all got a urethra.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 40 pts · 2y
I mean how else are you supposed to unclog your cock?
snooggums@midwest.social · 11 pts · 2y
A bamboo chopstick would be better for the environment.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Extra splintery
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
I usually use the heel of my hand and hit it right on the 57.
Toldry@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Pee
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Why?!?
Vej@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y
It's fresher this way.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y
So it doesn't stain or errode your teeth.
GBU_28@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 2y
Would an internally rifled straw provide maximum jizz ballistics?
PainInTheAES@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
ATACOOMS
Num10ck@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
i know some people are into this and its called sounding, but i dont know why they would like it?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
there used to be a coffee shop in London that had a huge glass display case of penile sounding rods
modifier@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 2y
I just know that my brain unilaterally decided to made room for this fact in deep storage immediately, I just wish I knew how important whatever got tossed to make room was.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Did you use past tense because they sold out?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
I think they were a victim of the pandemi
refalo@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
why are letters disappea
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Could be an attempt at a plural
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
That's enough, knoc
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 13 pts · 2y
There are more nerves inside the penis than outside.
Toldry@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Are there actually?
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com · 11 pts · 2y
Because once you get good at sounding, you can get a hollow sounding rod inserted in there and get your partner to pee in your bladder so you can pee it all back out all over him.
Not that I know anything about that.
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y
Well, that's enough internet for today.
daltotron@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
woah, that's like advanced piss docking, I've only seen that in my animes. nice.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
I think it is a masochism thing
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 2y
more of a trombone situation really
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
Stop that
FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
Thanks. This is definitely something I needed to see while eating
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Is this around when you normally eat? I would like to schedule sending this to you on a daily basis.
FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
I eat when I’m hungry AND remember to eat
Those conditions must both be met so you will never track my eating habits
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Alexa, set reminder on this guys eating times
Well, you're fucked now
FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
NOOOOO HEALTHY HABITS
MY ONLY WEAKNESS
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Or have I planted a seed in your mind so now it will pop into your head when you eat all by itself.
FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Dear god too powerful
Edit: spelling
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 2y
You ever accidentally stab your mouth with a straw?
Yeah. Imagine that but like a bajillion times worse.
Vej@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
Where do I find this level of unhinged memes? I mortified my friend with this. And he requires more.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 2y
The numerous amount of people who suck at singing without lessons prove that addage incorrect.
DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra, and sometimes when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likable people who love each other, where, you know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes, everything's gonna turn out okay.
Baylahoo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I can vibe with this. Better use a straw to help protect from those kicks to better enjoy the show.
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
It doesn't require lessons and it sounds good.
So i heard.
TerraNova@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
Urethra, I have found it!
nxdefiant@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y
Yo Bro, Nah.
FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Lol more like me_irl, amirite fellas???
blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
relatable
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Like this?
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 1 pts · 2y
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peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
The only thing I can explain how uncomfortable this is to read is that it's like trying to imagine scraping your nails on a old timey chalkboard
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
"yo yo ma!"
-Kramer
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
"They" are more than a few bricks light
Toes@ani.social · 1 pts · 2y
Once you develop calluses it gets good
RedditWanderer@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
/r/enoughinternet