Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people's jeans is my fetish, and I'll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.
Whatever cuck censored the name Jordanluca needs to be banned from whatever medium they posted this on, and the piss fetishists that spent more on a filthy pre-pissed pair of pants than I do on my rent should be made homeless and destitute
52 Comments
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y
No shit.
Now I can piss myself and people think I'm rich instead of a messy drunk.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 30 pts · 2y
That will be their next hit.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Most shit is less of a visual and more of an olfactory thing.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 11 pts · 2y
I'm sure they'll be able to incorporate that.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
One time I was sick as hell and I shit myself in jeans and all the diarrhea filled up my boots.
I don't think that story has anything to do with this fashion I just wanted to share a moment with you.
McLoud@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Thank you for sharing you are very brave.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
Thanks for sharing your shit story, SatansMaggotyCumFart
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I shared a very important part of myself and you call it a shit story?
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Sorry! It's a story about shit, and not a shitty one
nifty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Damn that sucks, did you eat poorly cooked food, or were you sick because of another reason?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Coming off a couple month heroin bender.
nifty@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
That’ll do it, I suppose
Thanks for sharing!
Grobmobularb@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 33 pts · 2y
Hell, I’ll piss on your jeans for $100. You don’t even need to take them off first.
awwwyissss@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
Sorry friend but I'm going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I'll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people's jeans is my fetish, and I'll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.
MxM111@kbin.social · 0 pts · 2y
Why tho
something_random_tho@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Hey man, 100 bucks is 100 bucks
Entropywins@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Why not?
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
To solve unemployment
JeffreyOrange@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Calicocutpants are in Stock again?
Schal330@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
You gotta give
swab148@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y
You hit me in the cup
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Bristlecone@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I'm so stressed out I'm taking 3 seconds on a 10-second piss!
motor_spirit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
That's the secret they're all sold out all the time. But ya gotta give
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
Whatever cuck censored the name Jordanluca needs to be banned from whatever medium they posted this on, and the piss fetishists that spent more on a filthy pre-pissed pair of pants than I do on my rent should be made homeless and destitute
ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social · 4 pts · 2y
Pretty sure it's a pattern and not actual piss
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
How many room mates to you have to have $800 rent?
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
My cat, who also lives in Wichita
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Wow, you live in the biggest city in Kansas?
I hear White Castle started there!
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
It did! I wish we had one!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Do you not have one anymore?
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
:(
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I thought they always kept the first location around.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Didn't Whitecastle start in Whitecastle?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Founded on September 13, 1921, in Wichita, Kansas
I guess not.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Weird. I guess they just wanted Beastie Boys to have a better lyric for Girls some sixty-odd years later, so they moved.
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y
MC Pee Pants has been reincarnated I see
King3d@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy. Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
frickineh@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I mean, the company straight up said they're pretty sure at least some people are buying them for fetish purposes.
Raxiel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Yawn, call me when I can buy diarrhea pre-soaked pants with matching shoes.
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 2y
How do I delete someone else's comment?
NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I take it you've never heard of D-pants then?
https://youtu.be/5eSVa6sqz0g
gimpchrist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Ah yes the old pocket pee stain.. because when I pee my pants I always pee in the pocket first.
Heavybell@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
You don't store your dick in your pocket? What on earth do you do with it, then?
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
This version has the "peed in my jeans, while lying in bed" look.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I actually just pissed on my trousers.
kalessin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y