Just no

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herrcaptain@lemmy.ca · 56 pts · 2y (9 replies)

I'd try it. I already love pineapple on pizza (a travesty, apparently) so why not? I don't see any cops.

AstralPath@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I love pineapple on pizza, but the key to its greatness is using small pieces on top of the cheese and even giving them a little squeeze before cooking to prevent an over abundance of juice.

For kiwi on a pizza to be even mildly appetizing at face value IMO the pieces would need to be quite small. I don't want a mouthful of sweet. A hint of sweet along with all the saltiness in the pizza is what makes sweet/salty pizzas amazing.

zephr_c@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y

Those look like pretty thin slices. They might work. I'd also try it.

CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's like black olives...They have to be put on after bake.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Green olives on pizza are king, unfortunately no where near me seems to do them. My gf worked in a pizza place for a while and i used to get her to secretly make me pizzas using the green olives they use for starters

CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y

I like those too. Olives tend to bleed into everything which is why we would always put them on after the pizza baked.

hOrni@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Pineapple belongs on pizza. Only stuck up assholes who never tried it say otherwise. Ever tried pickles? Pizza with onions, sausage and pickles is great.

herrcaptain@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

Yes! I haven't done it in a long time, but pickles work great as a topping.

accideath@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I agree on the pineapples but pickles aren’t to my taste on pizza. Had a "cheeseburger" pizza from dominoes once and it was abysmal.

gnate@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Better kiwi than pasta

chrischryse@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (6 replies)

As an Italian I’d eat this, heck I eat pineapple on pizza and love it

magic_lobster_party@kbin.run · 18 pts · 2y

Mama mia

lrnz92@feddit.it · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Italian as in Italian American?

ShouldIHaveFun@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

FYI America is not the only country Italians live in. They also populate a whole country on the other side of the world. The Italian Americans that colonized this country called it Italy and named themselves "Italians" (without "American", I know, it's crazy!).

chrischryse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Well technically Sicilian

Rookwood@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No true Italian

chrischryse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

True cuz I’m actually Sicilian

zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Banana curry pizza is popular in Sweden.

anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'd try it. Fuck it. Can't be worse than the Germans and their tuna and corn pizzas. Lunatics.

freebee@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Tuna on pizza is so dry. They don't belong together.

accideath@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

As a German: Fuck Tuna on Pizza. That’s just cat food pizza…

GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

Popular might be overselling it a bit there, buddy. It exists and some people eat it.

Now kebab pizza, there's a popular pizza for you. With good reason, I might add - it's the god emperor of hangover foods.

original_reader@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y

Actually, yes.

Infinite diversity in infinite combinations.

And what is diversity but a celebration of differences?

Dr. Phlox

Defenestrator@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 2y

Samsy@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Kiwiza?

Btw. fun fact, most italians nowadays like their pizza bianci (white sauce) instead of rosso (tomato sauce)

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Coreidan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Why not?

naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y

Italian nationalism around food had fascit roots. It's fictional and stupid. Grow up.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y

Kiwi makes my mouth sting. otherwise i'd try it

Resol@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Try putting durian on that

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Only reason I'd say no is that it looks like shit sauce and shit crust. I'd still try it, but it wouldn't be a good pizza in the first place, so I wouldn't consider it to be a definitive example of what kiwi on pizza would be.

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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