What did you bring to the table?

Via Flotsamm

882 points · 48 comments · view on lemmy.world

48 Comments

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 103 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Oh! “enthusiasm”; not “euthanasia”. Makes so much more sense now. That’s what I get for earl morning reading.

flicker@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y

I can't speak for the others, but my upvote is because I read it the exact same way.

Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Computer, earl morning reading. Lukewarm.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (4 replies)

euthanasiasm

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Tell me you’re a millennial without telling me you’re a millennial.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Gen X, actually.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Overlooked again, as usual.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Eh, whatever.

HawlSera@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Glad it wasn't just me

Amir@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

Same

ultraviolence@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 2y

Sir, that’s my registered mental support toad

Mechaguana@programming.dev · 36 pts · 2y (6 replies)

That is one handsome fella, look at his size! I'm in awe because of this ginormous lad!

redcalcium@lemmy.institute · 29 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Here, take one

deathmetal27@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The guy's expression tells all that needs to be said.

moistclump@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And the toads expression

samus12345@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

"Unhand me, sir!"

Mechaguana@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y

Is it wrong that I want to gently poke his leathery rotund belly

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

What an absolute unit

samus12345@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y

"That's the most unprofessional-"

"You're hired!"

Blizzard@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 2y

Pretty clever to bring hypno-toad to a job interview but need to be careful that it doesn't steal your job.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I’d hire her,

Most people aren’t qualified and lie anyway. At least she sounds interesting,

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Toad is enough qualification for me.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It is a very cute toad. Hired! And I guess she's hired as well.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Look how polite & sophisticated it looks, ofc their human can come too, is prob well trained.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (4 replies)

It is (not) Wednesday my dudes!

drathvedro@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But it is wednesday, my dudes!

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Now it is!

Aurelius@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Wednesdays are but a day on the calendar, the spirit of Wednesday is an unstoppable force!

uis@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

uservoid1@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)
realitista@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

I was able to track it down to there but the content looked too varied for him to be the author of the comic. But I will take it on your word to put it in the header. Thanks.

OpenStars@discuss.online · 7 pts · 2y

"This was my last boss, after he wouldn't give me a raise. What about you, do you think I'm qualified to work here?"

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

He looks very polite

savvywolf@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y

Hire that frog.

Aurelius@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I'm in full support of bring your toad to work day!

tombruzzo@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Hades II ass interview

GlassHalfHopeful@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

But what happens next?!

samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I dare you to move

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 2y

Anal

therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I don't get it

realitista@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Look on the table

BigAssZombie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

i guess toad also mean despicable/meanness, opposite of enthusiasm

4thDimensionDuck@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

they're both a kilogram

uis@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Addv4@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Am I the only one that read that with Matt Berry's voice?

tombruzzo@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

The man or the woman?

Because "Ooooughhh, you MEEEAN my... Tooooooooaughd." Could easily be a Matt Berry quote

ripcord@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I'm seeing Dan Avidan

HawlSera@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Frog!