c/noncredibledefense · by PugJesus@lemmy.world · 2yIf you name a wheeled vehicle you're immediately executed 238 points · 43 comments · view on lemmy.world
43 Comments
Nougat@fedia.io · 43 pts · 2y
I knew all that time spent playing World of Tanks would pay off some day.
jaykay@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2y
Too bad most of those are prototypes, unless these count as well
maculata@aussie.zone · 37 pts · 2y
Septic tank. Fish tank. Stocks tanking. Tanks for the memories…
dubbel@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 2y
Tank you for träwelling viz Deutsche Bahn...
Aceticon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
There is no more tank friendly bahn in Deutschland than the autobahn!
jaykay@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y
What about tank tank and tank top
maculata@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Good, good.
Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz · 21 pts · 2y
T-1,T-2,T-3,...,T-97,T-98,T-99. Some will hit
BombOmOm@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
M1, M1, M1, M1, M1, M1.
Did I get one?
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 19 pts · 2y
What happens if I say M-1?
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
An M1 is picked at random. Luckily, since helmets, bayonets, and small arms are only rarely wheeled, you're probably in the clear.
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
"Your chances of being assigned an M1 helmet with wheels are low but not zero."
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 2y
M1, Tiger, t-82,...wait, I think that might be a calculator.
Eheran@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
I am fairly sure a tiger is a big cat.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 2y
You mean a Tigger?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 2y
The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is that Tiggers are wonderful tanks.
psud@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Though they're poor against small arms fire
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
A big cat is just a very advanced calculator
Tryptaminev@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y
Water, Oil, Gas, Liquid Nitrogen
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · 16 pts · 2y
no maple syrup or whiskey tanks? Mods, obliterate this user
Zorque@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y
Would a Monowheel be considered a "wheeled vehicle" since it's not a vehicle with wheels, but rather a wheel that is a vehicle?
A vehicled wheel, if you will.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 14 pts · 2y
A Toyota Hilux that's up on cinder blocks because the wheels have all been removed.
Nougat@fedia.io · 9 pts · 2y
It would still drive.
nuke@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Based Hilux
notabot@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
...what do you mean, that's not what you mean? It's what you said!
TubeTalkerX@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
Tank Abbott
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Unit is not wheeled, you pass
swab148@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y
I totally thought it was gonna be Greg Abbott but with tank treads instead of a wheelchair
nuke@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Please bring this beautiful thought to life
swab148@startrek.website · 6 pts · 2y
I should have just used AI lol
nuke@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
No, I love it
nuke@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Behold my cursed creation
verity_kindle@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
The governor so based, he's making surrounding states more based by osmosis.
No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
Tanktop & Tankbottom
myrrh@ttrpg.network · 4 pts · 2y
guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
verity_kindle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Hurray for the rural tank.
sickhack@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
M10 Booker
Aceticon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Real tankies can only name Soviet and Chinese tanks.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
bob Semple tank murdering stalin
edit: this isn't midjourney
verity_kindle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Swamp tank! Plants love it. First, you catch you a hunerd gallons of rain water....
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2y
But tracks wrap around gear wheels, so...
SolOrion@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
M10 GMC. Oooh, no Ersatz M10, just for fun.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
George.