What is the Internet for?

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36 Comments

NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The Internet in just two words:

  • Cats & porn

The Internet in just one word:

  • Pussy

(not originally from me, but I like it)

Drummyralf@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

As a dog person, I always begrudingly wished the dogs would have participated in some sort of memewar. The cats got all the "aww cute" memes, while dogs got all the "herpyderp" memes.

But I guess that's why I like dogs more than dictatory, selfimposed, greater-than-thou cats.

kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y

Okay, but what about cat mlems and one orange braincell? Or greebles, cats being scared by cucumbers, cat circles...

gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y (3 replies)

As with most things, musical theater has the answer.

https://youtu.be/j6eFNRKEROw

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 2y

Just grab your dick and double click

tpihkal@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I didn't even have to click the link, but I did!

SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Needs more dancing Tauren

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The Internet is really really great...

https://youtu.be/hkdYhw5zHk0

beefbaby182@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

I have a fast connection so I don't have to wait...

667@lemmy.radio · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Inspired by DARPA, popularized by porn.

CubbyTustard@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y
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MrRazamataz@lemmy.razbot.xyz · 16 pts · 2y

Asking questions such as these...

KidnappedByKitties@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y

Mostly spam, porn, and recipes it seems from the traffic.

wabafee@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Prawns

wiccan2@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
  1. AI/bot communication
  2. Porn
  3. Cat pictures/memes

Listed in order of traffic volume 😜

Cybermonk_Taiji@r.nf · 10 pts · 2y
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Being a silly dog boy :3

HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Being a mentally insane fox hyena entity :3

rah@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

As I understand it, the original impetus was to develop a communication system that was resilient in the case of a nuclear attack.

beefbaby182@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Now we just use it for sharing pictures of cats and boobs

SorteKanin@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 2y

Much like life, it is for whatever you make of it.

Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 6 pts · 2y

its for looking at Silly cats

Toes@ani.social · 5 pts · 2y

Pictures of toes

Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

Or, at least it was. Now it's mostly a mall and organ harvesting operation.

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

It’s for everybody to use however they want.

paddirn@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Rule 34

Chainweasel@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
lvxferre@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
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xc2215x@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Videos and discussing things.

Drummyralf@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I read this too quickly as "videos and disgusting things", which still felt like a true statement.

spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Geocities home pages

bungalowtill@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
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squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y

Memes

droning_in_my_ears@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Resol@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Ponies, lots and lots of them. Specifically the ones designed by Lauren Faust.

Alsjemenou@lemy.nl · 2 pts · 2y

A profile collection tool for effective advertising dispersion.

squid_slime@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Advertising

Tempo@lemmy.ml · -3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The computer should only be for education, high morals, and bettering our humanity. Not for pornography and not for exploiting women.

jack@monero.town · 7 pts · 2y

Good luck with that

Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee · -4 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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ExcursionInversion@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

?

Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
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