Some of these sovcits are trying to solve an imaginary puzzle, this guy is something else.
Seriously though, these appear to be the thoughts of a mentally unwell person - if you actually have contact with this person OP - make sure someone is in charge of his meds.
20 Comments
SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 2y
Good thing you shaded out his name. There’s no way to know what this guy’s name is.
Davel23@fedia.io · 18 pts · 2y
But it's not in all caps, so it doesn't count.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y
No one is going to get that far into the text before giving up
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Some people like a challenge.
I mean, not me, but some people.
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
I've been gifted with a power called "skimming"
Xaphanos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Wow. This one guy I enough to fill this community with lunacy for years.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Someone buy this man a period, please.
radix@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y
Bottom surgery hasn't gotten that far yet, sorry.
CatZoomies@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
iluminae@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Some of these sovcits are trying to solve an imaginary puzzle, this guy is something else.
Seriously though, these appear to be the thoughts of a mentally unwell person - if you actually have contact with this person OP - make sure someone is in charge of his meds.
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y
This fucker could give Marxist theorists a run for their per-word money.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Not even ChatGPT can produce verbal diarrhea as quickly.
x4740N@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I can't even parse this
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I gave up trying to parse this after about three lines.
Lemming421@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
This is why full stops and other punctuation marks were invented, people. It’s all that separates us from this sort of word vomit.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
you know you're gonna win the court case when you start telling the judge about your nostrils
Pronell@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Remove the 'sovcit' and that's a perfectly cromulent title for a poem.
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y
It is an embiggening experience
mynachmadarch@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Or a punk rock album with songs like "Oxford coma" (not misspelled), and "They're their there"
shalafi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I told 'em! I told 'em! Millenium hand and shrimp! Buggrit! Bugger'm!
Klanky@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y
You need to think again
Vivendi@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y