A 2021 survey by the Public Religion Research Institute found that 23% of Republicans believe that “the government, media and financial worlds in the U.S. are controlled by a group of Satan-worshipping pedophiles.”
I'm torn between thinking "Well, Marx didn't think of that" and "it's predictable that during the death throes of hypercapitalism the proletariat may get a bit fuzzy-headed."
I was thinking Butthole Surfers at first, but upon second inspection, it really was sunners. Hope they wear lotion. That'd be a rough spot to get a burn.
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jobby@lemmy.today · 43 pts · 2y
BUTTHOLE SUN,
Won’t you come?
And wash away the rain?
(Edit: forgot lyrics changed ‘tears’ to ‘rain’ apologies.)
Badeendje@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
You made me spill my coffee..
jobby@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y
I’ll spill some too, next time I have one. We’ll be even.
buttPickle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
💋💢🤌✋💫🫴💕
Haus@kbin.social · 20 pts · 2y
I'm torn between thinking "Well, Marx didn't think of that" and "it's predictable that during the death throes of hypercapitalism the proletariat may get a bit fuzzy-headed."
pivot_root@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I ain't a pedophile, but I wish I controlled part of the government, media, and/or financial worlds.
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Remove the Satan-worshipping part and it's correct though
ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Exsqueeze me, baking powder, it sounded like you just said butthole sunners. I, uh... I need an adult.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
I was thinking Butthole Surfers at first, but upon second inspection, it really was sunners. Hope they wear lotion. That'd be a rough spot to get a burn.
Riccosuave@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Gives a whole new meaning to ring burn 🔥 😅
HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Apparently it has a significant chance of "aggressive ass cancer".
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Hi, I'm an adult. Let's go to the beach, I'll explain.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 16 pts · 2y
Sounds like a cover band.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
I was just formulating the album name, Eccentric Hairyland.
xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
I always appreciate some Butthole Surfers.
pivot_root@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
You should hear their rendition of "Ring of Fire".
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Or a parody of a Soundgarden song
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
So. The question is….
Can I resist my morbid curiosity and. It click to find out wtf a buthole sunner is.
jeffw@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Kinda exactly what it sounds like lol
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2y
Some people take "where the sun don't shine" as a challenge it seems
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
BoRiNg, lol
jeffw@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
The picture of the dude sticking his ass up makes it worth the click still lol
XTL@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
They're like butthole surfers, but prefer to stay on the spectator side.
bquintb@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y
Butthole sunning: An important, new holistic practice
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
If getting a complete tan is wrong I dont want to be right
distantsounds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Butthole Surfers & Moby - Tiny Rubberband
jeffw@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Ngl I definitely thought of the Butthole Surfers when I read the headline