I summon shid in your pant

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23 Comments

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 37 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Me, who has 120% Reflection on my equipment:

Missmuffet@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

sweats

ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Shampiss@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Lol where is this from?

spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Wizard fight?

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Nose wind of the north!

https://youtu.be/6hSscvRhqig?t=7m7s

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henfredemars@infosec.pub · 21 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Itchy bones

AceSLS@ani.social · 10 pts · 2y

Thanks Satan

GluWu@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My mind put a r in there

Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

Itchy brones

Femcowboy@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Might I remind you that "shit" can be used with the spell command.

itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Cum

Femcowboy@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

😩

itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

Impressive, you had 6 seconds

lesnout27@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

By any chance, was your Daddy a Femcow and your mama was a boy?

kotauskas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y

Cast the constipation spell instead

shit in pants is temporary, bloating and persistent abdominal discomfort 24/7 can drive a person insane

dorumon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

I know for a fact that I will probably get my ass handed to me by the US Government for what I may do with magic powers in real life.

Luckily I don't live in fantasy land in my head I live in reality. Despite being a digimon.

rumschlumpel@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

Meh, I have already have IBS.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

jokes on you, I don't have any pants

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

You spelled constipation rule wrong.

Lotarion@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Testicular torsion quickly becomes boring when you figure out that you can just teleport away the air out of their lungs, turning the lungs to mush

Etterra@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

F that, full supervillain here, but only against bad people. Like Republicans.

imnnotfalll222gamer@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
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