c/196 · by Missmuffet@lemmy.world · 2yI am the most powerful wizard rule 476 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world
30 Comments
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 49 pts · 2y
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 2y
This, followed by the instant diarrhea spell is a fatal combo if not properly countered
nifty@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Jokes on you, I don’t wear socks hah!
polonius-rex@kbin.run · 25 pts · 2y
moist socks appear from the ether and strap themselves to your feet
nifty@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Further joke on you when I like that feel ^ . ^
polonius-rex@kbin.run · 18 pts · 2y
you deserve to be trapped in a particularly hellish demiplane
nifty@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Jokes on you when I take you with me 👹
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
I cast "lego-under-foot"
nifty@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
It appears inside your slipper 😈
not_that_guy05@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Jokes on them my socks are always wet.
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
jokes on you the spell has a conditional effect when the socks are already wet and turns the socks into water!
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
For real, Prestigitation is the best spell in a wizard's arsenal.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
If you're not using spells creatively to punch above your power level, you're a shit wizard.
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
And by creatively I mean solve all your problems by shitting people's pants.
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
i was so sure you were going to say casting fireball instead of shitting people's pants
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
That is sometimes the result of Fireball
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y
This actually worked IRL on me, a huge drip of water splashed directly onto my sock when I was pouring myself a glass 😱
Missmuffet@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
a taste of my power
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
During and after college I worked out of a marina mostly wearing waders. My feet and socks were permanently damp for a solid five years.
To this day I value dry, warm socks on my feet.
Missmuffet@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Toxoplasmosis is great and all but would you rather enjoy lil cat guys or have wet ass socks smh
glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
I live in a 100% humidity area, this is a permanent debuff 😩😩😩😩
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Sometimes if my feet get too hot , ill splash a little water on my socks to cool off, hopefully this answers your question. Both please
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
can i have normal moist-ish feet socks tho
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Frieren level shenanigans
Zannsolo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
My daughter cats this every night at bath time
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 3 pts · 2y
Dark magic...
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
I'd rather that than have molten socks cast on me
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
They tend to harden after a little while!
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I have reynaud's.
You have no power over me.