Snail boots.

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30 Comments

dmention7@lemm.ee · 42 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is peak ATBGE.

I would never in a million years wear those myself, but I admire the hell out of them.

UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Perfect boots to wear when you’re late for a meeting.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y

wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Snoots

Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -1 pts · 2y

I was going to say the same thing...

TheFriar@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y (6 replies)

These are AI generated, actually.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Noooooooo!

TheFriar@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Right? It’s getting way too hard to tell. I had to really zoom in on the other laces and figure out why the other boots are usually just one or at a strange, unnatural angle.

Also, look at the hangers, count the eyelets on the boots around and see how they’re uneven on each side, etc.

iorsh@kishkush.net · 2 pts · 2y

@TheFriar @ivanafterall
Putting out a single boot on display is actually quite a normal practice. It increases the display capacity and reduces the chance of theft.

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y

I honestly think we should stop improving the foundation models for this now. They're good enough for every non-deceptive purpose.

Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I almost downvoted you in disappointment

TheFriar@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Right? What is the world coming to that we can’t even have these awesome snail boots anymore without them being AI generated? Thanks, woke.

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Idk, i like 'em

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Unironically would love to wear these. I adore snails

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Me too. What would you pair these with?

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Full leather dommy mommy gear, tan color, completely saturated in lube. Or maybe just a plain darker blue dress, green rain jacket that has leaf designs on it, and a frog umbrella (not frog designs, frog shaped with the eyes and legs that dangle)

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y

Ah yes, the wholesome answer and the ATBGE answer.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

"Are those...?"

"The Chanel snoots? Yeah."

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Perfect for walking in the rain!

CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y

But not a tour of a salt mine.

blackfire@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Thats a statement

ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

I would unironically wear these if they were real

DarkNightoftheSoul@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 2y
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henfredemars@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 2y

Truely stupendous work.

Kaput@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's art! You bought them right?

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

No alas someone sent me this who did not buy them.

watermelonpaloma@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y

These are absolutely glorious.

MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

These are great.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 4 pts · 2y

The Patricia Highsmith Special, I see

Mango@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I would absolutely wear these every day.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I don't think I could pull them off/fit them, but I'd have a crush on whoever wore them. They're so cool.