The stats don't lie

422 points · 37 comments · view on lemmy.world

37 Comments

Glytch@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y (7 replies)

These graphs could be used to justify ripping someone's head off.

RavenFellBlade@startrek.website · 20 pts · 2y (6 replies)

The solution: no human contact.

Glytch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (5 replies)

What if you interact?

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 11 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Then your life is on contract

TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

It seems like the best bet is to just stay away, motherfucker.

Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You know?

It's just one of those days.

Uncaged_Jay@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

From what I've heard, it's all about the he says, she says bullshit

RavenFellBlade@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y

Think you better quit letting shit slip...

Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (12 replies)

*Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit intensifies *

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (9 replies)

I heard it on the classic rock station yesterday.

send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ouchhhhh

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I was just telling my partners yesterday that I knew we were getting old, because all the restaurants we've gone to recently are playing music we grew up and came of age listening to. On one hand its nice to hear stuff I actually enjoy listening to. On the other, that just means I can start to feel the stale breath of the reaper on the back of my neck.

Localhorst86@feddit.org · 7 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Don't you dare do me dirty like that.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Twenty-four years ago.

If it was a porn star it would have been in the MILF category two years ago.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I saw Kurt Cobain on an advertisement for classic rock.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

How’s he doing these days?

MikeOToxin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I hear his head can be a bit all over the place, but a nice fella.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Little bit of a scatter brain?

MikeOToxin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Has a hard time keeping it all together, really.

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

I really want ozzy to cover break stuff after he released "one of those days"

FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
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stembolts@programming.dev · 19 pts · 2y

Just one of those days.

loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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Evkob@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

I blame Nabisco.

3ntranced@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Everybody everybody everybody living now

Everybody everybody everybody fucks

BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

My mind read it with music and the correct voice, now I have to go listen to it :-)

Pandantic@midwest.social · 9 pts · 2y

Mr. Bizkit will not be taking questions regarding the reasoning behind his analysis and has, in fact, become quite agitated.

Pulptastic@midwest.social · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is that CGP Grey?

fossphi@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

We have CGP Grey at home...

kylie_kraft@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

you don't really know why

send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

But you wanna justify

Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

By ripping someone's head off

BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

no human contact

should be a very relatable line for lemmy users boom roasted

textik@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

My man grew that gross-ass soul patch just to reinforce his findings.

gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

But just look at this brief period following "every" when everything was less fucked and everyone sucked less! If only we could recapture that particular moment!

AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2y

prageru be like

kwomp2@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Someone discovered the dialectic of individual and society

BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

NOW IS THE SUMMER OF YOUR DISCONTENT!!

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

the first summer of many, and all the other seasons too. Enshittification has just begun.

AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y
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