Later virgins

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30 Comments

BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net · 68 pts · 2y (14 replies)

They say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men.

Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife.

AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 2y (11 replies)

In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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CodexArcanum@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

They say there are no asexuals in fox holes

Shard@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

African or European swallow?

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I don't know thaaaaaahhhhhh!

BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with…..?

If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?

Or whatever.

Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life..

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

And many smart people aren't great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.

BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.

Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho.. just sayin.

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

buy twitter

call it nutter

fire half of the staff and remodel the building into the first indoors coconut farm

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Then the coconut would have a weird name now instead of his DNA copies.

kautau@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

“Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up

Dadifer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wasn't he fairly religious?

eldavi@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

so too are a lot of gay men

Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 50 pts · 2y

Also Sir Isaac Newton:

grue@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I was gonna comment "yeah, but Leibniz fucks!" but then I decided to fact-check myself.

"Leibniz never married, and his funeral was only attended by his personal secretary."

...well, shit. The meme checks out!

Zehzin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hey maybe he was just too wild to be tied up.

grue@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

That's possible, but if that were the case I'd expect there to be a bunch of illegitimate children at his funeral.

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

At least there are tasty cookies named after him. That's even better than scientific fame.

grue@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Inb4 the "[Choco] Leibniz — [Fig] Newton cookie controversy!"

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Well that confirms it then... Leibniz was ace.

owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (4 replies)

sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y

Um, I'm pretty sure that's Brian May.

Zehzin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

His other calculus half also had a beautiful mane

OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What's the tangent on those curls?

owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Approaching infinite volume, by the looks of them

carl@chaos.social · 0 pts · 2y (3 replies)

@Track_Shovel That explains a lot.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'm? Being insulted by a bot?

velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Next thing you know they'll be posing thru pieces of bread/toast

robocall@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y

I wonder if he had some sort of penile disorder that was untreatable at the time.