c/memes · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 2yLater virgins 637 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world
30 Comments
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net · 68 pts · 2y
They say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men.
Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 2y
In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 2y
CodexArcanum@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
They say there are no asexuals in fox holes
Shard@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
African or European swallow?
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I don't know thaaaaaahhhhhh!
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 2y
That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with…..?
If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?
Or whatever.
Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life..
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
And many smart people aren't great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 2y
Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.
Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho.. just sayin.
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Then the coconut would have a weird name now instead of his DNA copies.
kautau@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
“Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up
Dadifer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Wasn't he fairly religious?
eldavi@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
so too are a lot of gay men
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 50 pts · 2y
Also Sir Isaac Newton:
grue@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y
I was gonna comment "yeah, but Leibniz fucks!" but then I decided to fact-check myself.
"Leibniz never married, and his funeral was only attended by his personal secretary."
...well, shit. The meme checks out!
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Hey maybe he was just too wild to be tied up.
grue@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
That's possible, but if that were the case I'd expect there to be a bunch of illegitimate children at his funeral.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
At least there are tasty cookies named after him. That's even better than scientific fame.
grue@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Inb4 the "[Choco] Leibniz — [Fig] Newton cookie controversy!"
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Well that confirms it then... Leibniz was ace.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
Um, I'm pretty sure that's Brian May.
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
His other calculus half also had a beautiful mane
OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 5 pts · 2y
What's the tangent on those curls?
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Approaching infinite volume, by the looks of them
carl@chaos.social · 0 pts · 2y
@Track_Shovel That explains a lot.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 2y
I'm? Being insulted by a bot?
velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Next thing you know they'll be posing thru pieces of bread/toast
robocall@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
I wonder if he had some sort of penile disorder that was untreatable at the time.