Ah, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you're wrong. It was her plan all along to sleep on your lap, she just tricked you into thinking "you trained her" to do so. Whenever you think you are smarter than your cat, you live in the illusion they created. They are superior beings. We are just humble servents and science experiments.
Edit: okay, I gotta be honest here. Really, I just want to see the Flex Tape guy shoot a commercial with cats. It would be funny. I stand by my advice, however.
20 Comments
djsaskdja@reddthat.com · 39 pts · 2y
This wouldn’t stop my cat. It’d only slow her down.
Kvan@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
This wouldn’t stop my cat. It wouldn’t even slow her down.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
This wouldn't stop my imaginary cat. It would speed him up.
jaybone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yeah that thing would be on the floor in no time.
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 2y
Need a decoy keyboard on the top deck to make the cat think they're still getting in the way
Elgenzay@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 2y
Now cats can't bother him while he looks at pictures of cats
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Not pictured: the cat lays down on top of the thing and starts reaching under it to bat at your hands when you try to type
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Ah, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you're wrong. It was her plan all along to sleep on your lap, she just tricked you into thinking "you trained her" to do so. Whenever you think you are smarter than your cat, you live in the illusion they created. They are superior beings. We are just humble servents and science experiments.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Tangent5280@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Your cat doesn't speak english? Was she homeschooled or from overseas or something?
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I need one! I have 3 kittens, they invented new keyboard shortcuts no one ever thought could be possible.
Edit: I found it. With this exact same picture. Link
the_tab_key@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
50 bucks for a bent piece of acrylic? Geez
LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Yeah, that's why I thought. Eeeeeeerm, never mind.
IzzyScissor@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Nah, the trick is to have a box lid or other cat trap next to the keyboard. It's easier to trick them to thinking they won a different game.
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 5 pts · 2y
Edit: okay, I gotta be honest here. Really, I just want to see the Flex Tape guy shoot a commercial with cats. It would be funny. I stand by my advice, however.
Potatisen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I wanna know what he's photoshopping tho
perishthethought@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Seems to be pics of his kitties with people riding them.
Lennnny@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I have one of these. It's pretty awesome.
EherNicht@feddit.org · -2 pts · 2y
Wrong OS
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y
Right background
Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 2y
RIP that guys wrists.
Thats gotta be the thickest keyboard I've ever seen.