Sounds legit, sovcit.

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partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If he's going back to "ancient law" shouldn't he also recognize he's standing on stolen land belonging to native Americans prior to European arrival?

protist@mander.xyz · 32 pts · 2y

No, no, no, not that ancient law! The ancient law that gets me what I want

geekworking@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y

The book that he should be looking for is a 3rd grade grammar textbook.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That book of ancient law is really going to help them out.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Are you saying the laws in 3000BCE Mesopotamia can’t help him get rich right now? How many library books did you read today? I rest my case.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I admit I hadn't considered the Hammurabic Method of Revenue Generation.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y

You just blew my mind by introducing me to a new aspect of history that wasn't familiar to me. I love history, so thank you! Also, that wasn't a library book citation, so check-mate bitch!

/s you know I love ya

Norgur@fedia.io · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Wait! You're telling me that there is supposed to be some cohesion to that word salad?!

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'd like to make a sovcit chat bot that just spews this nonsense when you ask it a question.

VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Reminds me of a certain side quest in Cyberpunk...

Gerudo@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y

The irony of them not wanting to pay taxes etc., yet using a public library.

TragicNotCute@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

This is my new go to:

someone owes me some land and gold

Klear@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No silver? You're getting ripped off.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y

they're a werewolf

Red_October@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

"Confirmed what I already knew." I'm sure that was with some detailed research into the breadth of the subject involving the reinforcement of a robust understanding, right? Surely it wasn't something like... finding a couple legal sounding books, and finding a few words in those books they understood, before taking some pictures they thought suggested research and calling it good!

someguy3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I was confused until I realized they used the wrong "there". Then I was just a little less confused, but still confused.

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I used to be confused by their inane ramblings. I still am confused, but I used to be too.

troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

Ghost of Mitch, how are ya?

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

What a beautiful mind

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

I have a feeling that the condition of his brain isn't on Terra Firma.

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

I wish I could convince my self of anything half as well as these people convince themselves of their own bullshit.