Do you know what a Shit Barometer is?
Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you'll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warn you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side!
Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin'.
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Wwwbdd@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Do you know what a Shit Barometer is? Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you'll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warn you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side!
Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin'.
skulkbane@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Changes are happening around you. Shit has hit the fan, there is excrement in the air.
misterdoctor@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Lot of excrement in the air when you’re a horoscope writer tbh
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I feel like this is more about the writer using their autocorrect as the editor and not genuinely proofreading their shit (pun intended).
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Shit winds, Randers
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Well, it was apparently written by Google Gemini, so its understable. At least a human didn't write it.
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 2y
I see you’ve been downtown.
waigl@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 182d
Could be a round-about way of saying the shit has hit the fan.
metawolfgxd@piefed.social · 0 pts · 211d
Finally! As a german I I'm very happy about this.